Music Banter
Page 1104 of 1135 « First 10460410041054109411021103 1104 110511061114 Last »
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Music Banter (https://www.musicbanter.com/)
-   The Lounge (https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/)
-   -   The Sexual Experience Thread (https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/39205-sexual-experience-thread.html)

YorkeDaddy 06-28-2018 10:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1967363)
Then why are you still talking to us? We can't suck your dick atm.
We have full-time jobs

OccultHawk 06-28-2018 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1967363)
Then why are you still talking to us? We can't suck your dick atm.
Speak for yourself

The Batlord 06-28-2018 10:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1967364)
We have full-time jobs
You're rubbing the inside of her knee at work? Damn, son.

YorkeDaddy 06-28-2018 11:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1967376)
You're rubbing the inside of her knee at work? Damn, son.
Licking it, actually

But no that story was about last night. Obviously I didnt start doing that then hop on MusicBanter to tell the story right away. **** was going down afterward, man. The type of **** where you go to sleep immediately after

Chula Vista 06-28-2018 12:34 PM
Waitress has incredible green eyes and is cute as hell.

Me: Exactly what color are your eyes?
Her: Emerald.
Me: They're beautiful.
Her. (blushing) Thanks!
Me: Act aloof but cool for the rest of the meal and then give her a 20% tip.
Her: Big thank you and smile as I leave.

It's the little things. :o:

Frownland 06-28-2018 12:35 PM
"The Sexual Experience Thread"

Key 06-28-2018 12:35 PM
^lol

Chula Vista 06-28-2018 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1967451)
"The Sexual Experience Thread"
At 58 years old this counts.

The Batlord 06-28-2018 12:41 PM
How cheap do you have to be to consider a 20% tip flirting? The dudes at my local Mexican restaurant must be pretty uncomfortable whenever I walk in.

grindy 06-28-2018 12:45 PM
Quote:
-Inappropriately seductive appearance or behavior of a sexual nature
-Tendency to believe that relationships are more intimate than they actually are
.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:30 PM.
Page 1104 of 1135 « First 10460410041054109411021103 1104 110511061114 Last »
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page


© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.