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Piss Me Off 08-21-2009 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by [Plagues] (Post 722668)
I plan to but if my **** falls off the next day cuhz shes mad dirty?

Then what ]=
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/us...007/condom.jpg

Stay safe kids!

With regards, a responsible mod.

Freebase Dali 08-21-2009 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by [Plagues] (Post 722679)
But i want head to you know , shes gonna expect a lick for a suck.

Oh the compromises i must make...
If she's dirt nasty I wouldn't go bare bologna in that mouth either.

jackhammer 08-21-2009 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shexxdreamsinred (Post 722584)
Is it weird that I want to have sex more than my husband...i could go every day but he has a 3 times a week limit. WTH?!
My missus and your fella should meet up lol they have lots in common! Except reduce that to every 3 months.

TumorAttitude 08-21-2009 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by [Plagues] (Post 722679)
But i want head to you know , shes gonna expect a lick for a suck.

Oh the compromises i must make...
This reminds me from a passage from the book Rant by Chuck Palahniuk about this serial killer who enjoyed giving girls head...irrelevant...nevermind...

What else was I gonna say? Oh yeah. Codom+female condom+69.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-21-2009 07:22 PM
A girl showed me her nipple once.

TumorAttitude 08-21-2009 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 722795)
A girl showed me her nipple once.
What was that like, dude?

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-21-2009 07:27 PM
It's a pointy round thing attached to her chest.

Terrible Lizard 08-21-2009 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 722795)
A girl showed me her nipple once.
http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...1887234837.jpg

Barnard17 08-21-2009 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by [Plagues] (Post 722679)
But i want head to you know , shes gonna expect a lick for a suck.

Oh the compromises i must make...
She knows what a shower is right? If not, you know what a dental dam is right?

Condom, cut at both ends and cut down the centre. Makes a rectangle. Makes a dental dam, no more uncomfortable aftertaste of minge, just of rubber. Not that I've ever really bothered with one but then all my sexual partners have had hygiene standards.

TumorAttitude 08-21-2009 07:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 722801)
It's a pointy round thing attached to her chest.
Like......like this,
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w...havok-star.jpg
only on her titty?


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