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Mojo 04-21-2011 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 1039537)
Makes you wonder who she'd be having the sex with then.
Well unless I'm mistaken, the sex would have to take place in the kitchen anyway to incorporate everything else.

crash_override 04-21-2011 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1039542)
Well unless I'm mistaken, the sex would have to take place in the kitchen anyway to incorporate everything else.
I thought her and the mailman would be in the kitchen cleaning things up and you would be in the living room recliner yelling for a beer.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-21-2011 05:55 AM
wait, she would be getting done doggie style so her hands are free.

crash_override 04-21-2011 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1039548)
wait, she would be getting done doggie style so her hands are free.
Of course, I thought that went without saying...

Scarlett O'Hara 04-21-2011 06:07 AM
So there is no reason she can't clean with one hand, cook with the other and get a beer from the fridge with her mouth. Other than sucking **** what is it useful for?

Howard the Duck 04-21-2011 06:08 AM
and play Tekken with her toes as well

crash_override 04-21-2011 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1039560)
So there is no reason she can't clean with one hand, cook with the other and get a beer from the fridge with her mouth. Other than sucking **** what is it useful for?
Certainly not mouthing back, that's for sure.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-21-2011 06:13 AM
Hell no, none of that. Infact if she does give lip, cut her tongue off. Women don't have any right to talk other than agreeing with any mans request.

djchameleon 04-21-2011 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1039566)
Hell no, none of that. Infact if she does give lip, cut her tongue off. Women don't have any right to talk other than agreeing with any mans request.
whoa, cutting the tongue off is a bit far.

her tongue needs to stay in tact for sexual purposes.

crash_override 04-21-2011 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1039583)
whoa, cutting the tongue off is a bit far.

her tongue needs to stay in tact for sexual purposes.
So you're a rim-job guy eh?

Never been a fan myself.


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