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Janszoon 05-12-2011 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 1052232)
Fast forward 100% of the time.

Really? I fast forward through BJs 100% of the time.

Janszoon 05-12-2011 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1052279)
i bet the reason why cunilingus isn't that popular is because it stinks.

It is popular though, so there goes your theory.

djchameleon 05-12-2011 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1052291)
Really? I fast forward through BJs 100% of the time.

yes BJs are so fucking boring in porn. I fast forward through that as well.

Howard the Duck 05-12-2011 05:29 AM

i don't even watch much hardcore porn

i usually watch pervert porn

s_k 05-12-2011 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1052279)
i bet the reason why cunilingus isn't that popular is because it stinks.

What, the vagina stinks? No it doesn't.

Howard the Duck 05-12-2011 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1052321)
What, the vagina stinks? No it doesn't.

it stinks in a GOOD way

s_k 05-12-2011 07:01 AM

It doesn't even really stink if you ask me :)

djchameleon 05-12-2011 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1052330)
It doesn't even really stink if you ask me :)

the key word that is missing is that it CAN stink pretty badly

I'm guessing you have never heard of the fish jokes related to it.

There is some slight truth to that. Something with pH balance being off and just having a horrible odor.

Howard the Duck 05-12-2011 07:56 AM

well, i do like seafood

there's a brand of crisps in the UK called "scampi fries" which smells a lot like vagina

s_k 05-12-2011 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1052348)
the key word that is missing is that it CAN stink pretty badly
I'm guessing you have never heard of the fish jokes related to it.
There is some slight truth to that. Something with pH balance being off and just having a horrible odor.

Hmmm, so far so good I guess :)


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