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Bloozcrooz 05-18-2011 03:46 AM
Sk...exzactly how many are you going through a decade?

s_k 05-18-2011 03:51 AM
Well I don't trust the ****ers at all so I do like my girlfriends to be on some sort of anticonception thingy. But err, dunno. Lost count. Not much now as I haven't got a girlfriend right now and the girlfriend I had has been on the pill for so long...
I have some spare ones though, who knows when I may need them. Not in a hurry.

Farfisa 05-18-2011 04:09 AM


This'll be me in 15 years.

djchameleon 05-18-2011 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Skaligojurah (Post 1054875)
That actually is quite small. I'd even take S_K's penis, and you know...
there you go, you see how small it is and women fucking love it? the girth on it is pretty thick which they love and of course the vibrations but 9/10 women will take girth size or length size unless they are a size queen.

The Virgin 05-18-2011 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1055161)
racist!
how can that be racist? that should even be a compliment for black people.

Howard the Duck 05-18-2011 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1055187)
how can that be racist? that should even be a compliment for black people.
yeah all blacks have 8-inch penises

Farfisa 05-18-2011 05:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1055187)
how can that be racist? that should even be a compliment for black people.
Ignorance at it's finest.

highoctane93 05-18-2011 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by crukster (Post 1054227)
It's a body part if you dont wash of course it smells, dicks, pussys, you could 3 tentacles down there it would smell

I wouldnt call it a trademark of a vagina to smell like rotten fish, though. :rofl: harsh. natural pheromones...the smell is programmed to make dicks hard.

A woman's vagina actually makes natural lube as well if you think about it. When it gets wet. I love God :drummer:
:laughing:


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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1054417)
Try swimming up in vag juice.
Gotta say... those little soldiers got heart.
:rofl:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1055169)
nah, I'm quite big for an Asian, actually

all Malaysian condoms don't fit me

i buy imported Trojan Magnums
^^^ COUGH COUGH

FRED HALE SR. 05-18-2011 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1055169)
nah, I'm quite big for an Asian, actually

all Malaysian condoms don't fit me

i buy imported Trojan Magnums
I call bull****.

highoctane93 05-18-2011 09:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1055261)
I call bull****.
:clap:

i second that :D


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