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Arya Stark 03-15-2012 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1165536)
Is it weird that I actually measured my boyfriend's penis while he was asleep?

Lol would he not have done it on his own?

Salami 03-15-2012 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1165536)
Is it weird that I actually measured my boyfriend's penis while he was asleep?

To be honest, I wouldn't complain ;)

Arya Stark 03-15-2012 01:19 AM

You wouldn't be conscious.

Burning Down 03-15-2012 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 1165571)
Lol would he not have done it on his own?

He has, but I just wanted to see for myself :laughing:

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Originally Posted by Salami (Post 1165583)
To be honest, I wouldn't complain ;)

If I did it to you? Oh boy :o:

Salami 03-15-2012 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1165609)
If I did it to you? Oh boy :o:

Er, I meant if I was in his position I would be comfortable with you doing that because that kind of emotional security in the relationship shows that you trust each other and I think there's nothing wrong with it.

However, if you were offering to measure mine, I'm not quite sure what to say. I'd probably be more worried about receiving the wrath of your boyfriend more than anything.

Burning Down 03-15-2012 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Salami (Post 1165686)
Er, I meant if I was in his position I would be comfortable with you doing that because that kind of emotional security in the relationship shows that you trust each other and I think there's nothing wrong with it.

Oh wow, sorry lol! In my defense, it was 7:40 AM and I had only been up for 20 minutes :laughing: Yeah we trust each other a lot :)

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Originally Posted by Salami (Post 1165686)
However, if you were offering to measure mine, I'm not quite sure what to say. I'd probably be more worried about receiving the wrath of your boyfriend more than anything.

You should be! He's probably stronger than you! :bringit:

Salami 03-15-2012 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1165694)
Oh wow, sorry lol! In my defense, it was 7:40 AM and I had only been up for 20 minutes :laughing: Yeah we trust each other a lot :)

Aw, that's nice! I don't think I'm that far in a relationship to really be able to say that about her - if I started measuring her breasts or something and she woke up, I'd be more than embarrassed.
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You should be! He's probably stronger than you! :bringit:
If I look at the situation from his shoes, I'd be cracking my knuckles if I found my girlfriend doing that to some foreign ginger kid like me. I'd ask her thoroughly disinfect her hands too after defenestrating him.

Guybrush 03-15-2012 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1165536)
Is it weird that I actually measured my boyfriend's penis while he was asleep?

So, uh .. was he erect?

If I was to measure my schlong, I''d like to be the hardest I can be.

FRED HALE SR. 03-15-2012 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 1165705)
So, uh .. was he erect?

If I was to measure my schlong, I''d like to be the hardest I can be.

I would hope so. What a letdown that would have been. Hope he got a happy ending for his troubles. :dj:

duga 03-15-2012 04:11 PM

I'm average, but I've never had complaints from long term girlfriends. One night stands are all about me, so I never really cared to get an honest critique from them. They seemed to enjoy it, too, and that's all I care about. As long as you aren't tiny even when hard, I think the old saying "it's how you use it" really applies.


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