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Roygbiv 06-17-2009 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683711)
Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.

I lol'd.

SATCHMO 06-17-2009 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683711)
Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.

There we go. Balance to the universe has been restored!

Roygbiv 06-17-2009 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 683709)
How boring can a sexual experience thread get guys?

We're still talking about putting things in our mouths.
Use your imagination, man. Didn't Santa teach you to dream?

Astronomer 06-17-2009 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683711)
Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.

lol. That is precisely my line of thought. I'm not going to carry a toothbrush and toothpaste and floss around with me wherever I go... seriously. I might have some mints or mouthwash or something, but usually I can sacrifice one night of full-on cleaning and flossing and then just brush thoroughly when I get home.

boo boo 06-17-2009 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683711)
Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.

This thread = naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty

WWWP 06-17-2009 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 683736)
This thread = naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty

I said "hypothetically!"
Besides, I'm saving myself for marriage.

dac 06-17-2009 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683737)
I said "hypothetically!"
Besides, I'm saving myself for marriage.

You're gonna make sweet nothing wait that long?

Freebase Dali 06-17-2009 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by dac (Post 683761)
You're gonna make sweet nothing wait that long?

Annnnnnnd zing.

WWWP 06-17-2009 01:45 AM

:laughing:

SATCHMO 06-17-2009 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683737)
I said "hypothetically!"

Absolutely. BTW, what aisle do they keep the hypothetical mouthwash on? The kind that removes the taste of hypothetical penis.


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