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Roygbiv 06-16-2009 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683711)
Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.
I lol'd.

SATCHMO 06-16-2009 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683711)
Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.
There we go. Balance to the universe has been restored!

Roygbiv 06-16-2009 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 683709)
How boring can a sexual experience thread get guys?
We're still talking about putting things in our mouths.
Use your imagination, man. Didn't Santa teach you to dream?

Astronomer 06-16-2009 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683711)
Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.
lol. That is precisely my line of thought. I'm not going to carry a toothbrush and toothpaste and floss around with me wherever I go... seriously. I might have some mints or mouthwash or something, but usually I can sacrifice one night of full-on cleaning and flossing and then just brush thoroughly when I get home.

boo boo 06-17-2009 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683711)
Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.
This thread = naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty

WWWP 06-17-2009 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 683736)
This thread = naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty
I said "hypothetically!"
Besides, I'm saving myself for marriage.

dac 06-17-2009 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683737)
I said "hypothetically!"
Besides, I'm saving myself for marriage.
You're gonna make sweet nothing wait that long?

Freebase Dali 06-17-2009 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by dac (Post 683761)
You're gonna make sweet nothing wait that long?
Annnnnnnd zing.

WWWP 06-17-2009 12:45 AM
:laughing:

SATCHMO 06-17-2009 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 683737)
I said "hypothetically!"
Absolutely. BTW, what aisle do they keep the hypothetical mouthwash on? The kind that removes the taste of hypothetical penis.


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