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FRED HALE SR. 03-29-2013 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1301853)
I stayed over at a guys house last Friday but we never had sex... And now I'm probably not going to see him until next weekend. So now I'm like a dog on heat cos I can't stop thinking of his hotness. I need someone to put me out of my misery. :(
Better have that dirty dog slip on a condom princess. Std's are a bitch. :dj:

The Batlord 03-29-2013 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1301853)
I stayed over at a guys house last Friday but we never had sex... And now I'm probably not going to see him until next weekend. So now I'm like a dog on heat cos I can't stop thinking of his hotness. I need someone to put me out of my misery. :(
Time to give Pamela Handerson a booty call. I know you're a girl, but I doubt you want Louie Handerson.

FETCHER. 03-29-2013 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1301854)
WHY DIDNT YOU GET THE D

I'm so disappointed
He had no condoms and I'm coming off the contraceptive jag (will be going back on haha) so we couldn't :(.

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Originally Posted by Always (Post 1301883)
Gurl, She scared of the D.

DON'T FEAR THE D, THE D IS FRIEND.
Believe me, I wasn't scared of the D :laughing:

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1301900)
Better have that dirty dog slip on a condom princess. Std's are a bitch. :dj:
Yep, I dunno where the hell he has been before me! Plus I don't want to end up with a kid, life over.

FETCHER. 03-29-2013 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1301905)
Time to give Pamela Handerson a booty call. I know you're a girl, but I doubt you want Louie Handerson.
Going solo just wouldn't be the same :laughing:

Burning Down 03-29-2013 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1301964)
Going solo just wouldn't be the same :laughing:
It's never the same but sometimes it's necessary.

Sansa Stark 03-29-2013 01:29 PM
I dunno man, ever since I got my magic wand, my need for dick went way down

The Batlord 03-30-2013 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1301967)
I dunno man, ever since I got my magic wand, my need for dick went way down
No wonder it took seven books for Hermione to get with Ron.

Janszoon 03-30-2013 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1302196)
No wonder it took seven books for Hermione to get with Ron.
:laughing:

Burning Down 03-30-2013 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1302196)
No wonder it took seven books for Hermione to get with Ron.
That's absolute gold right there :rofl:

Sansa Stark 03-30-2013 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1302196)
No wonder it took seven books for Hermione to get with Ron.
I was really counting on someone to make this joke
that's why I didn't say "Caligula"


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