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Newkie 07-01-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1338195)
I think i'd need a keg the size of Texas to wash that bad taste outta my mouth. Not saying it ain't sweet DJ, but no hetero guy should ever go there. :baseball:

I "tasted" myself through the eye once, let's just say if that experience was anything to go on it shan't be entering my system again. Although I do now make a conscious effort to avoid sparing girls the same treatment

Scarlett O'Hara 07-01-2013 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1338173)
yup. Pulled out the pork sword last night and made sweet, sweet love. :band:

Good ****!

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1338174)
Yep, twice on Saturday in the morning then later on in the afternoon. I got complimented again on my sweet cum. The first time I heard that, I thought the girl I was with was just being nice when she said it but getting the compliment again from a different girl. I guess it must be true. I'm not tasting it myself to find out.

Nice one, you'll be pleased. Is she your girl friend or just a friend with benefits?

djchameleon 07-01-2013 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1338199)
Nice one, you'll be pleased. Is she your girl friend or just a friend with benefits?

just a friend with benefits. We wouldn't work out in a relationship.

Burning Down 07-01-2013 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1338169)
Is anyone getting sex? Giggidy giggidy!

I know someone else who is :laughing:

FRED HALE SR. 07-01-2013 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1338197)
:laughing:

Like clementine oranges the time I last tasted but I was eating mostly that

I have this move that dudes always go nuts for, they finger me and I suck it off their fingers realllllllll slow

I bet you were a Saint in your past life. :beer:

Burning Down 07-01-2013 04:06 PM

Seems like you've been gone for a long time Fred.

Sansa Stark 07-01-2013 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1338207)
I bet you were a Saint in your past life. :beer:

I was Mary Magdalene, honey

:cool:

FRED HALE SR. 07-01-2013 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1338210)
Seems like you've been gone for a long time Fred.

Work has been real busy. Miss me? :wave:

Goofle 07-01-2013 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1338212)
Work has been real busy. Miss me? :wave:

Nah, she's like, fuck you Thomas.

Burning Down 07-01-2013 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1338212)
Work has been real busy. Miss me? :wave:

It was not the same here without you.


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