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Sequoioideae 07-21-2013 01:29 AM
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Arya Stark 07-21-2013 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1347367)
Ok so once up a time I was banging this dude who I had zero feelings for but really enjoyed the d so we had this awesome **** buddy situation happening and at one point a few months into the arrangement I realized that he never asked me to give him head and when I tried he would tag me out pretty quickly so I was like wtf bro let me give you head and so I asked him about it I was like yo are you not that into to receiving oral or what's the deal because I really like giving head and you never let me and he came at me with this explanation like well the first time you gave me head you said I tasted bad and I was floored because even if I thought so I would never say that unless it was a question of hygienics or some **** but please friends let me explain what happened because I realized the deal was the first time I gave him head it was a few rounds into our marathon and he ****ing loved it obviously because I'm pretty ****ing good if I may say so myself but since we had already banged a few times he had been wearing a condom one of those ****ing fire and ice bull**** things and so his dick seriously tasted like straight chemicals and I guess I traumatized him because I was all AUUUGHHH DUDE YOUR COCK TASTES LIKE POISON.
i adore you

Dayvan Cowboy 07-21-2013 10:24 PM
guys help every time i have sex it feels like my cervix is crying because of my overly endowed boyfriend HELPPPP

Guybrush 07-22-2013 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1347716)
guys help every time i have sex it feels like my cervix is crying because of my overly endowed boyfriend HELPPPP
It might help to get on top of him. He probably doesn't mind and you'd get some more control of the situation.

djchameleon 07-22-2013 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1347716)
guys help every time i have sex it feels like my cervix is crying because of my overly endowed boyfriend HELPPPP
what is this? Abstinence! No sex for jooo

ummm but seriously do like tore says, get used to cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions.

Also tell that dude to stop jamming it in so far. With great power comes great responsibility. He has to learn how to use his member correctly when it's that big.

FETCHER. 07-22-2013 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1347716)
guys help every time i have sex it feels like my cervix is crying because of my overly endowed boyfriend HELPPPP
Same but it's not my cervix, it's more the little bit of skin at the bottom of my vagina that always hurts :( and I was on top. There's no hope for me haha.

14232949 07-22-2013 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1347716)
guys help every time i have sex it feels like my cervix is crying because of my overly endowed boyfriend HELPPPP
just take it up yo' ass, slut.

The Batlord 07-22-2013 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1347804)
just take it up yo' ass, slut.
:clap:

+1

FETCHER. 07-22-2013 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1347804)
just take it up yo' ass, slut.
You take it up the arse, you filthy slag.

Laces Out Dan! 07-22-2013 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1347820)
You take it up the arse, you filthy slag.
:clap:
+1


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