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The Batlord 10-17-2013 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1374600)
We all missed out on chance to bone with baha men on the radio and thats sorta depressin
Dude...what?

butthead aka 216 10-17-2013 02:05 PM
Who let the dogs out man

The Batlord 10-17-2013 02:27 PM
I know, but what does that have to do with boning?

Burning Down 10-17-2013 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1374534)
I got lucky, so good if you know what I mean.
:tramp: :tramp:
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1374597)
So that's what you kids are calling anal these days?
Yep. Get with it old timer.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1374620)
I know, but what does that have to do with boning?
He wants to bone someone while listening to " Who Let the Dogs Out"

The Batlord 10-17-2013 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1374624)
Yep. Get with it old timer.
No time like the present. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

djchameleon 10-17-2013 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1374418)
has anyone made love to someone ages older than yourself?

(I'm talking at least a 20-30+ year age difference)

Were they any good?

Were they at least good-looking?
The oldest difference I have had was 16 year difference. She was really good looking. She obviously didn't look her age because she was petite and from Peru.
She surprised me with how well she could ride on top of me but I had a hard time getting off and she thought it was because of the age difference. It wasn't....I had masturbated the day before so that was the issue.

The Batlord 10-17-2013 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1374634)
The oldest difference I have had was 16 year difference. She was really good looking. She obviously didn't look her age because she was petite and from Peru.
She surprised me with how well she could ride on top of me but I had a hard time getting off and she thought it was because of the age difference. It wasn't....I had masturbated the day before so that was the issue.
Low sex drive much? I can barely keep myself away from myself from day to day. If I don't have my one-a-day I feel all weird. Might even have to go with a second self-pollution today. Some Disney porn on my ****ty Tracfone sounds mighty good right about now.

djchameleon 10-17-2013 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1374639)
Low sex drive much? I can barely keep myself away from myself from day to day. If I don't have my one-a-day I feel all weird. Might even have to go with a second self-pollution today. Some Disney porn on my ****ty Tracfone sounds mighty good right about now.
No because I have a high sex drive. I need to keep myself away from it if I know I'm going to have sex with a woman. I have stupid soft erection issues and it's hard getting off to the real thing.

The Batlord 10-17-2013 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1374641)
No because I have a high sex drive. I need to keep myself away from it if I know I'm going to have sex with a woman. I have stupid soft erection issues and it's hard getting off to the real thing.
Ah, you mean the whole hard-hand-grip-soft-vagina-grip-no-mixey-well thing.

djchameleon 10-17-2013 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1374642)
Ah, you mean the whole hard-hand-grip-soft-vagina-grip-no-mixey-well thing.
Yeah, that's pretty much it. What a shitty side effect of daily masturbation.


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