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The Batlord 11-19-2013 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1385887)
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1385940)
Is it normal to always have trouble finding the ****ing opening when having sex? Hell even with fingers I underestimate how low it is. They say practice makes perfect but I dissageee. Maybe I am retarded. Yea, *** to think about it I am.

Do you mistake it for the butthole Rez?

Or is that just what you tell her? "Whoops! Sorry bout the surprise butt sex."


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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1386162)
That and if you stress about it, it's gonna make it harder (not literally HA HA HA HA HA HA)

That's some B+ quality trolling right there.

ladyislingering 11-19-2013 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1386162)
That and if you stress about it, it's gonna make it harder (not literally HA HA HA HA HA HA)

I lol'd.

Spoiler for super long rant about pretty stuff:
but honestly, people stress too much about their performance in bed, and seriously, isn't it more about the connection you have with the person you're having sex with? Isn't it more about appreciating their body for the true work of beauty it is, or being grateful for them as a person and the fact that they care to bare themselves to you only?

maybe I'm just one of those crazy romantic types but my favorite thing is pulling my fingers through his hair, touching his face, tracing my hands on the curves of his figure, like damn, what a beauty.

if you truly appreciate them as a human being, you're most concerned with whether they feel your love, not just your ability to fuck them. Anyone can fuck, but nothing comes close to being in love and being able to convey your gratitude and natural admiration of the one you love.

FRED HALE SR. 11-19-2013 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1386260)
I lol'd.

Spoiler for super long rant about pretty stuff:
but honestly, people stress too much about their performance in bed, and seriously, isn't it more about the connection you have with the person you're having sex with? Isn't it more about appreciating their body for the true work of beauty it is, or being grateful for them as a person and the fact that they care to bare themselves to you only?

maybe I'm just one of those crazy romantic types but my favorite thing is pulling my fingers through his hair, touching his face, tracing my hands on the curves of his figure, like damn, what a beauty.

if you truly appreciate them as a human being, you're most concerned with whether they feel your love, not just your ability to fuck them. Anyone can fuck, but nothing comes close to being in love and being able to convey your gratitude and natural admiration of the one you love.

:rofl: If it works for you thats fantastic and I applaud your ability to connect on that level. Sounds a bit too cliche of lovemaking for me. Wet vagina has always been my favorite in the bedroom.

ladyislingering 11-19-2013 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1386265)
:rofl: If it works for you thats fantastic and I applaud your ability to connect on that level. Sounds a bit too cliche of lovemaking for me. Wet vagina has always been my favorite in the bedroom.

figured I'd be thought of as weird or something, but there's a million things at work when you're having sex with someone you really love.

(or maybe certain types of chicks pay more attention to detail, naturally, thus being able to appreciate it to its fullest extent)

I won't lie, it's awesome to be a woman. Our orgasms are fucking stellar, man. But all that leads up to it - that's where the beauty really is.

FRED HALE SR. 11-19-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1386266)
figured I'd be thought of as weird or something, but there's a million things at work when you're having sex with someone you really love.

(or maybe certain types of chicks pay more attention to detail, naturally, thus being able to appreciate it to its fullest extent)

I won't lie, it's awesome to be a woman. Our orgasms are fucking stellar, man. But all that leads up to it - that's where the beauty really is.

I wasn't patronizing you. I used to feel somewhat that way about sex in the beginning. There is something to be said for people who connect mentally and it certainly can affect your sex life. More power to you if it affects you in this way. Maybe its a KI thing, maybe hes just pushing that lil love button the right way. :p:

Tristesse 11-19-2013 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1386265)
:rofl: If it works for you thats fantastic and I applaud your ability to connect on that level. Sounds a bit too cliche of lovemaking for me. Wet vagina has always been my favorite in the bedroom.

I hope you don't mind me lifting that last sentence for my signature. It creates beautiful imagery.

Burning Down 11-19-2013 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1386260)
I lol'd.

Spoiler for super long rant about pretty stuff:
but honestly, people stress too much about their performance in bed, and seriously, isn't it more about the connection you have with the person you're having sex with? Isn't it more about appreciating their body for the true work of beauty it is, or being grateful for them as a person and the fact that they care to bare themselves to you only?

maybe I'm just one of those crazy romantic types but my favorite thing is pulling my fingers through his hair, touching his face, tracing my hands on the curves of his figure, like damn, what a beauty.

if you truly appreciate them as a human being, you're most concerned with whether they feel your love, not just your ability to fuck them. Anyone can fuck, but nothing comes close to being in love and being able to convey your gratitude and natural admiration of the one you love.

I agree. It's really the difference between fucking and making love. Or maybe I agree because I'm a woman and it's women who tend to feel that way? I don't know.

Dr_Rez 11-19-2013 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1386260)
I lol'd.

Spoiler for super long rant about pretty stuff:
but honestly, people stress too much about their performance in bed, and seriously, isn't it more about the connection you have with the person you're having sex with? Isn't it more about appreciating their body for the true work of beauty it is, or being grateful for them as a person and the fact that they care to bare themselves to you only?

maybe I'm just one of those crazy romantic types but my favorite thing is pulling my fingers through his hair, touching his face, tracing my hands on the curves of his figure, like damn, what a beauty.

if you truly appreciate them as a human being, you're most concerned with whether they feel your love, not just your ability to fuck them. Anyone can fuck, but nothing comes close to being in love and being able to convey your gratitude and natural admiration of the one you love.

That was a fantastic post, I wish everyone thought like you.

You are quickely becoming one of my favorite posters.

djchameleon 11-19-2013 04:21 PM

Making love has it's time and place but so does just straight up rough fucking. You need to have a good balance when in a relationship. I don't think it should always be just making ~love~.

Burning Down 11-19-2013 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1386294)
Making love has it's time and place but so does just straight up rough fucking. You need to have a good balance when in a relationship. I don't think it should always be just making ~love~.

You're right, it shouldn't be all about one or the other. You need both. But I think sometimes people forget that there is a difference between the two.


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