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FETCHER. 11-24-2013 10:36 AM

I used to find you attractive.

14232949 11-24-2013 10:43 AM

Have you seen the prices in the washing room? £2.20 for a spin cycle!? Must be conservative with my washing.

Burning Down 11-24-2013 10:44 AM

Time for rubber sheets dude.

Dr_Rez 11-24-2013 10:45 AM

Yea that is pretty disgusting. And by that I mean as a guy I will stretch my sheets lifespan out as long as humanly possible so I understand. Regardless though, Id rather sleep on just the mattress.

Burning Down 11-24-2013 10:47 AM

I guess the idea that men don't clean their bed linens regularly is quite true.

djchameleon 11-24-2013 04:33 PM

Yeah **** that. No sheets is better than laying on dirty sheets.

Sequoioideae 11-24-2013 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1388675)
From my experiences, no girl has ever been that funny about my ***. I think the consensus is that the sooner they swallow it and get it out the way, the sooner they can get to sleep.
Most opt for the direct mouth shot because sometimes it takes a while to yank it out onto their faces and there's the awkward tongue out in anticipation post as I'm trying to rub one out onto them.

I think if I were a girl, I'd swallow ***. I had a girl over friday and she came. My bed sheets were all wet and sticky. It's 5:30 two days after and I'm in bed and still haven't washed the sheets. I have hit new unhygienic levels

Can I come over to your flat and rub my dick on your sheets? Dirty sheets soiled by sex juice is my ultimate fetish.

Burning Down 11-24-2013 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1388741)
Yeah **** that. No sheets is better than laying on dirty sheets.

I hate laying on just the mattress. Feels super weird! My sheets and blankets get washed regularly so I don't have to do this, lol.

Paul Smeenus 11-24-2013 05:04 PM

Very little on earth feels as comfortable and cozy as clean bedding. Very little (short of actual physical harm) feels worse than dirty sheets and pillowcases.

Same could be said of underwear and socks IMO

Burning Down 11-24-2013 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1388744)
Very little on earth feels as comfortable and cozy as clean bedding. Very little (short of actual physical harm) feels worse than dirty sheets and pillowcases.

Same could be said of underwear and socks IMO

Who the **** doesn't wash their underwear? Ughhhhhhhh http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t...y-emoticon.gif


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