Wtf is that...
 

omfg i need someone to talk to right now im so f*ckin pissed read this **** from my girlfriend....


"we cant see or talk anymore i checked ur internet history and found out you post constantly every day on a music forum and i want to try to stop attracting lonely internet nerds and i feel horrible for dating you in the first place it was wrong and im not that type of girl so sorry it didnt work out"


This girl done told me she was into music and sh*t and we were dating for like 8 months and she i guess did'nt actually like radiohead...and im liek super pissed.


Help out my teenaged problems please. i just needa talk to someone.

Dude, just shoot her with a bazooka.

Gee, parodying a thread on musicbanter, how very funny and original. Hah...haha...haaaa...:rolleyes:

you're just jealous because you haven't thought of anything remotely funny in years

**** her, not literally, but you know what I mean, if some broad is gonna dump you cuz you post on a internet site, she's probably a waste of time anyhow, and you never know with women anyways, maybe thats not even the real reason she dumped you.

^ rofl

if only there were an over your head smiley...

ya I just realized that, hahahah, its early man n I was drinking last night.

Excuses, excuses ....

ahhh what can i say he got me.

we all make mistakes. i was up late drinking too and im working this morning.

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oh lmao, I get it now, Ive been away for a few days n didnt see some of the new posts, wtf.

Is this supposed to be even remotly funny?

Closed on request.