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Urban Hat€monger ? 04-12-2009 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 636250)
I hate the c word...I don't care if that's not cool, it's just an awful word.

Sorry dear

:(

boo boo 04-12-2009 05:01 PM

I dislike British curse words on a whole.

Cunt, Arse, Focking, Shite, Bollocks, Git.

I like to curse, but not if it makes me sound like a pirate.

And what's with the british version of flipping people off? An inverted peace sign? That's just lame.

Surell 04-12-2009 05:05 PM

Cunt's cool with me but the others sound lame in my opinion.

Janszoon 04-12-2009 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 636294)
I dislike British curse words on a whole.

Cunt, Arse, Focking, Shite, Bollocks, Git.

I like to curse, but not if it makes me sound like a pirate.

:laughing:

I like British swears but it sounds dumb when Americans use them. I do call people cunts from time to time though.

boo boo 04-12-2009 05:11 PM

C*nt is acceptable just as long as it's not proceeding the word "Bloody".

Antonio 04-12-2009 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 636305)
C*nt is acceptable just as long as it's not proceeding the word "Bloody".



hahahaha

Scarlett O'Hara 04-12-2009 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 636305)
C*nt is acceptable just as long as it's not proceeding the word "Bloody".

I think I'm going to vomit up my breakfast.

right-track 04-12-2009 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 636305)
C*nt is acceptable just as long as it's not proceeding the word "Bloody".

Agreed. Mixing lightweight cursing with hardcore swear words just sounds pathetic.
I always try to swear at my kids with a modicum of decency.
The rest of my family can fuck off.

jackhammer 04-12-2009 05:22 PM

Twat is still one of my favourites ever.

Surell 04-12-2009 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 636309)
I think I'm going to vomit up my breakfast.

Oh no now I see how disgusting that is and I didn't even have breakfast but I'm gonna vomit it up! OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOO.

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 636312)
I always try to swear at my kids with a modicum of decency.
The rest of my family can fuck off.

:rofl:

Janszoon 04-12-2009 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 636317)
Twat is still one of my favourites ever.

I'm a fan of that one too. It's transatlantic appeal just serves to highlight the quality of the word.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-12-2009 05:26 PM

I use retard...which is seriously not intended to be saying there is something wrong with those naturally impaired but more or less aimed at those who are supposedly normal which don't act so.

Janszoon 04-12-2009 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 636323)
I use retard...which is seriously not intended to be saying there is something wrong with those naturally impaired but more or less aimed at those who are supposedly normal which don't act so.

That's a pretty big one with me lately too. Sometimes I feel a little bad for using it though.

The Unfan 04-12-2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 636305)
C*nt is acceptable just as long as it's not proceeding the word "Bloody".

I dislike the smell of bloody ****, but the taste is fine.

Janszoon 04-12-2009 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Unfan (Post 636399)
I dislike the smell of bloody ****, but the taste is fine.

I'm just going to assume you meant shit because that's the funniest option.

spark10036 04-12-2009 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 636430)
I'm just going to assume you meant shit because that's the funniest option.

and not as disgusting as the other option...

boo boo 04-12-2009 07:20 PM

I use c*nt sometimes but my favorite variation of the word is c*ntbag, I use that one all the time.

Janszoon 04-12-2009 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spark10036 (Post 636431)
and not as disgusting as the other option...

I actually thought it was more disgusting, that's why I picked it. Also it comes with a built-in image of the Unfan eating a big bowl of feces.

Comus 04-12-2009 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 636305)
C*nt is acceptable just as long as it's not proceeding the word "Bloody".

Why would you say Cunt Bloody?

The Unfan 04-12-2009 07:26 PM

Oatmeal is the breakfast of champions.

boo boo 04-12-2009 07:28 PM

C*nt is acceptable just as long as it's not proceeded by the word "Bloody".

Not much of an english student.

kthedrummer 04-12-2009 09:01 PM

Spencer Pratt is the king of all douchebags...in the U.S. at least...

Sparky 04-12-2009 09:18 PM

Ray-J, hands down.

boo boo 04-12-2009 09:48 PM

John Gibson



You know you're a real douchebag when FoxNews fires you for being a douchebag.

Surell 04-12-2009 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 636553)
John Gibson



You know you're a real douchebag when FoxNews fires you for being a douchebag.

What a prick.

boo boo 04-12-2009 10:15 PM

Seriously, this guy was too much of a douchebag for Fox f*cking News. :laughing:

Hiring douchebags is their specialty, but I guess even they have their limits.

Antonio 04-12-2009 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 636553)
John Gibson



You know you're a real douchebag when FoxNews fires you for being a douchebag.

i literally facepalmed

LoathsomePete 04-12-2009 10:19 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...2C_Nicolae.jpg

Nicolae Ceauşescu

This man is basically single handily responsible for setting Romania back about 100 years economically and responsible for over 200,000 Orphans when he told his citizens to breed to fight off the evil westerners. However he got what was coming to him, and he made a better soccer ball then leader.

Surell 04-12-2009 10:24 PM

Why'd you have to go and make things all political?

LoathsomePete 04-12-2009 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surell (Post 636576)
Why'd you have to go and make things all political?

Because the word "politician" and "douchebag" are synonymous.

333 04-12-2009 10:33 PM

If we're talking about mainstream news networks, let's not forget these ****suckers:

http://www.mmaroot.com/wp-content/up...-1-225x193.jpg

http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/en...cy%20grace.jpg

Antonio 04-12-2009 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 333 (Post 636583)
if we're talking about mainstream news networks, let's not forget these ****suckers:

http://www.mmaroot.com/wp-content/up...-1-225x193.jpg

http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/en...cy%20grace.jpg

definately

boo boo 04-12-2009 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect (Post 636573)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...2C_Nicolae.jpg

Nicolae Ceauşescu

This man is basically single handily responsible for setting Romania back about 100 years economically and responsible for over 200,000 Orphans when he told his citizens to breed to fight off the evil westerners. However he got what was coming to him, and he made a better soccer ball then leader.

Just read a bio on the guy and all I have to say is.... holy sh*t.

When they say Romania is the world's assh*le they're not kiddin'. Well at least he got his come uppings.

I must say though that I'm not very knowledgeable when it comes to world affairs. All I know about Romania is that they sure have some great (and hot) female gymnasts. ;)

mr dave 04-12-2009 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 636590)
When they say Romania is the world's assh*le they're not kiddin'. Well at least he got his come uppings.

yeah that was an odd Christmas, you couldn't turn on the tv and not hear about riots and executions haha.

Surell 04-12-2009 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect (Post 636577)
Because the word "politician" and "douchebag" are synonymous.

...

Oh yeah.

Janszoon 04-12-2009 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 636553)
John Gibson



You know you're a real douchebag when FoxNews fires you for being a douchebag.

I wonder if, underneath all that hair, his head is really shaped like that.

Bulldog 04-13-2009 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 333 (Post 636583)
If we're talking about mainstream news networks, let's not forget these ****suckers:

http://www.mmaroot.com/wp-content/up...-1-225x193.jpg

Beat me to it.

Just thought of another nomination (and how could I forget this one);

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/20..._470x327,0.jpg

^ Worst England manager ever, and he didn't even have the dignity to resign after f*cking up English football like he did.

boo boo 04-13-2009 04:00 PM

Don't mind him, he's one of the bigger trolls on the forum, he seems to have a massive hard on for me because he follows and harrasses me everywhere I go.

crash_override 04-13-2009 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 637101)
Don't mind him, he's one of the bigger trolls on the forum, he seems to have a massive hard on for me because he follows and harrasses me everywhere I go.

Weird. His avatar does have rapist glasses. Watch your 6.

sweet_nothing 04-13-2009 04:12 PM

I thought mods were badass mother ****ers who didnt take **** from no one?


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