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boo boo 04-11-2009 08:48 PM

The Official Douchebag Hall of Fame
 
Ah yes, douchebags, they are everywhere, and while most douchebags should just be ignored or told to f*ck off. There's some men who have taken the art of douchebaggery to a whole new level, a grand achievement of douchebaggery that surely deserves acknowledgement. So if you know of a huge douchebag, weither it's someone you know personally or from the internet, or a celebrity or someone from the news, share it with us, whenever you want to discuss this disgusting breed of human being known as the douchebag, this is the thread to go to.

First inductee. This guy...



EDIT: Be creative and try to think of someone other than Bono.

Current inductees:

Sarge. Robert McFarline: Don't call this guy if your dad has a seizure, he REALLY hates cursing.

Souja Boy: Takes southern pride a little too far.

Carl Mondey: What a jerkoff.

Pete Wentz: Stop thinking you're the sh*t, you're a f*cking bassist goddammit.

Rush Limbaugh: World's highest man.

Liam & Noel Gallagher: The new John & Paul, only without the talent, social relevance or PR skills.

Rodney Marsh: I don't know who the hell this guy is.

Robert Walls: Knows that the best way to boost the morale of a team is to torture the sh*t out of anyone that makes a mistake.

Ann Coulter: I hate that dude.

Spencer Pratt: Actually, if you even know who this guy is you're probably a douchebag yourself.

Ray J: Current employee of VH1, The Douchebag Network.

John Gibson: Made a super douchey comment about Jon Steward after 9/11, his FoxNews peers became jealous of his superior douchebag skills and he was fired.

Nicolae Ceauşescu: Under his rule Romania had what may be the worst human rights record in Europe.

Bill O'Reilly: America's most trusted journalist.

Nancy Grace: She'll make you kill yourself.

Steve McClaren: You Brits sure take your Soccer very seriously.

Waylayer: I won't have sex with you, no means no.

Cheese 04-11-2009 08:51 PM

I nominate Bono

The Unfan 04-11-2009 08:57 PM

I nominate The Unfan.

Janszoon 04-11-2009 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 635641)
Ah yes, douchebags, they are everywhere, and while most douchebags should just be ignored or told to f*ck off. There's some men who have taken the art of douchebaggery to a whole new level, a grand achievement of douchebaggery that surely deserves acknowledgement. So if you know of a huge douchebag, weither it's someone you know personally or from the internet, or a celebrity or someone from the news, share it with us, whenever you want to discuss this disgusting breed of human being known as the douchebag, this is the thread to go to.

First inductee. This guy...



EDIT: Be creative and try to think of someone other than Bono.

What a dick. People who get all up in arms anytime they hear a swear are immature douchebags to begin with, but when you're dealing with emergency situations I would think some swearing kind of comes with the territory. 911 call centers are not the place for the thin-skinned.

Cheese 04-11-2009 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 635641)
Ah yes, douchebags, they are everywhere, and while most douchebags should just be ignored or told to f*ck off. There's some men who have taken the art of douchebaggery to a whole new level, a grand achievement of douchebaggery that surely deserves acknowledgement. So if you know of a huge douchebag, weither it's someone you know personally or from the internet, or a celebrity or someone from the news, share it with us, whenever you want to discuss this disgusting breed of human being known as the douchebag, this is the thread to go to.

First inductee. This guy...



EDIT: Be creative and try to think of someone other than Bono.

Ok the other members of that ****house band

boo boo 04-11-2009 09:17 PM

5 Horrifying Tales Of 911 Incompetence | Cracked.com

Read #5

Surell 04-11-2009 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 635664)

Dude, 1 was actually pretty funny in my opinion.

And yeah, that Operator was a dick.

glutoro 04-11-2009 10:06 PM

My border.

lucifer_sam 04-11-2009 10:09 PM

oh where oh where would we be without this little cunt...

A Rapper Salutes the Slave Trade - The Daily Beast

old news is old news but still gigantic douchebaggery nonetheless.

glutoro 04-11-2009 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 635712)
oh where oh where would we be without this little cunt...

A Rapper Salutes the Slave Trade - The Daily Beast

old news is old news but still gigantic douchebaggery nonetheless.

Stupid and a douchebag indeed, but funny completely.


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