My dream is to live in a log cabin in the side of a mountain in Alaska, surrounded by trees and nature. Or maybe a cottage in the country side of a scenic European country. Mostly it just needs to be secluded, quiet, and peaceful.
Something like this: http://www.takegreatpictures.com/con...tain_House.jpg Or maybe this: http://www.cottagestorent.info/pictu...tland-loch.jpg |
my dream is to have a pet penguin and ride it to work with a saddle on its back
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This time I could come up with a sweet name. Getting paid to smoke stem for dudes, an occupation of marijuana prostitution. |
someday i want to live on the side of a river in chile, so i can fly fish all i want....in a huge tree house compound, much like my own ewok kingdom,.....
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Love the dreams guys- go out there and live 'em. Money is easy (sex tape?). |
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that first one might well be Freudian but mine is totally chauvinistic haha |
Oh my god, I haven't really shared this with anyone before. Its rather weird, but I'm most likely never going to meet any of you! So what the fckk!
I get bored in class a lot, so I will pretend I can telepathically communicate with some random person. I will stare at them and send them a telepathic message. If this was real, they wouldn't know it was me. I would disguise myself as their inner voice of reason or something. But its not, so they usually end up wondering why I'm staring at them....It usually goes a bit like this: To cranky male teacher: You're a testacle of a person and you are going to change. You are going to go home and f*kk your wife. Then you are going to bake cookies and bring them to class. Then you are going to start talking to your ga*y son again. To boring male prep: I JUST REALIZED THAT BASEBALL IS A METAPHOR FOR SEXX! DEAR GOD, I WAS SO YOUNG WHEN COACH- AND FOR ALL THESE YEARS, I'VE NEVER KNOWN. OH DEAR GOD, WHY? WITH THE BAT, AND IN THE LOCKER ROOM.......OH MY GOD, WHY? To rude scene girl: I think I'll eat my own face tonight. Just for fun. I wish I could really do this and I also wish I could really read minds as well. I would probably be dissapointed with the lack of complexity in people's thought patterns, but its gotta be better then PAYING ATTENTION. And reading minds in a crowd is probably like channel surfing.... |
i have a recurring fantasy which seems a little perverse (but i think it would be cathartic):
i gather all my possessions together -- clothes, guitar, computer, you name it. destroy everything i can using my bare hands until it's in pieces. take what's left and build a bonfire, removing the clothes i have on and dancing wildly in the flames. and live out the rest of my days feeding off whatever i can find in the wild. preferably somewhere where i don't freeze my ass off. |
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