Wow, the list is so long... When I was in school we did some fooked up sh1t to a lot of people. We used to put thumb tacks in peoples seats including the teachers. We used to make these nasty paper wads that we would build in our mouths and when it got big and juicy enough we would throw it at someones face. We would put crazy glue on people seats right before they sat down. We used to fill a record cover up with any soft dog sh1t we could find and slide it under a classrooms door and stomp on it so it would fly out all over the place on the other side. It worked great. Man that was fun. We did some other things I'm not ready to admit yet also.

Oh yah, and my science teacher was doing a science experiment with eggs in a jar filled with vinegar, which he kept in the back.
I taped a note to it that said "CHICKEN ABORTIONS". Never got caught.

wow dude thats really bad ass

That's mroe funny than mean.




I was walking down the street one day smoking a cig. And this church van pulled up with a fat lady in it. She told me that smoking was a sin. I replied....So is glutteny

lol, dude shut up.

i'll preface by sayin i'm not proud of this or anything,......and have since gone on a redemtion trek with one of my high school friends to atone for our actions

BUT

when i was a freshman, there was this girl that i could not stand,...just,....wanted to beat her head in with a bat,.....
she started sleepin with my friend's boyfriend,....so a month later, we made friends with her, got her really really really drunk until she passed out,....and shaved her head

My first live gig ever was at a college frat party when I was 16, I ended up smashing my guitar over some drunk guys head when he spat beer on me. That's really the meanest thing I've ever done, I'm generally a nice guy, although I do say some cold things from time to time.

I'm generally a nice fellow, but I did take part in causing my 9th grade English teacher to have a nervous break-down in front of the class.
We (our class) were the worst bunch of kids together. We took throwing paper balls across class, to the next level. We lit them on fire. That was normal behavior.
Once, someone brought porn magazines from home, ripped the pages out, and we all taped them all over the walls in the class room when the teacher stepped out, then when he came back.. he flipped the hell out.
Had a nervous break down right there and paramedics got called and everything. He quit teaching and we never heard from him again.
I felt pretty bad.
I mean, we ruined the guy's entire career.

That's pretty effing mean.

It is in suburbia.

Holy sh*t, Veridical Fiction, thats terrible......

Oh well. I bet he's in Africa, caring for well-behaved orphans.