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Darkest Hour 05-22-2009 04:10 PM

Pornstar in ER after blowing world record attempt
 
A German porn star has been rushed to hospital after blowing a world record attempt.

Sexy Cora, a 21-year-old adult film actress, was attempting to break the oral sex world record for a new porno film by “servicing” 200 men in Hamburg, Germany.

The German porn star was almost halfway to beating the record when her attempt to make the history books had to be called off. The porn star had just “pleasured” her 75th man when she collapsed. She was rushed to hospital suffering from breathing difficulties.

Sexy Cora, whose real name is Carolin Berger, recently made headlines in Germany after being arrested for filming sex scenes for another porno in a family park in broad daylight. She is currently on bail and facing indecency charges.

It is unknown whether she will attempt to break the record again.

jackhammer 05-22-2009 04:15 PM

She went to get her stomach pumped I guess? :laughing:

Urban Hat€monger ? 05-22-2009 04:35 PM

This thread is pointless


























http://www.sexycora.com/Cora%20Hamburg%202.JPG
That's better ... carry on.

sleepy jack 05-22-2009 04:37 PM

What an airhead.

Alfred 05-22-2009 04:40 PM

What an airhead.

Surell 05-22-2009 05:42 PM

What a airhead?

Freebase Dali 05-22-2009 07:29 PM

Airheads are my favorite flavor.

gunnels 05-22-2009 07:32 PM

Her mother must be proud.

LoathsomePete 05-22-2009 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 664543)
Her mother must be proud.

What are you talking about? She failed to break the record.

boo boo 05-22-2009 07:36 PM

This is the best ER story EVER!!!

But then again, cases like this can't be too rare. For Tara Reid that would just be another typical weekend.

Quote:

A German porn star has been rushed to hospital after blowing a world record attempt.
Love that subtle little witticism btw.

sidewinder 05-22-2009 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 664405)
She went to get her stomach pumped I guess? :laughing:

That's what I'm thinking. :p: Gross.

In related news, woman bites off lover's penis in car accident!

gunnels 05-22-2009 08:00 PM

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/j...denBlock/O.jpg

boo boo 05-22-2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sidewinder (Post 664557)
That's what I'm thinking. :p: Gross.

In related news, woman bites off lover's penis in car accident!

That would be a great way to go out though.

Unrelenting 05-22-2009 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 664564)
That would be a great way to go out though.

with a stomach filled with semen?

boo boo 05-22-2009 08:30 PM

No, to get blowed right before a car crash.

That is, IF you die on collision of course. :laughing:

sidewinder 05-22-2009 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 664580)
That is, IF you die on collision of course. :laughing:

Exactly! Otherwise, no thanks!

Unrelenting 05-22-2009 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 664580)
No, to get blowed right before a car crash.

That is, IF you die on collision of course. :laughing:

i'd prefer a heart attack after being blown

crash_override 05-23-2009 02:18 AM

My friend was #76 in line. He was pissed. Said it was worse than rain delay at Six Flags.

simplephysics 05-23-2009 03:15 PM

What a shame, that'd be great for her epitaph.

Son of JayJamJah 05-23-2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 664900)
What a shame, that'd be great for her epitaph.

Now not only is she a whore, but a failure.

Scarlett O'Hara 05-24-2009 08:47 PM

Haha too bad she didn't get lockjaw.

Anteater 05-24-2009 10:13 PM

I wonder if the mouth can get crabs after six dozen hot dogs.

Darkest Hour 05-24-2009 10:16 PM

she sucks at being a pornstar. Fire her.

Mordecai 05-27-2009 03:03 PM

.....what happened to good ol popsicles?

or in her case, creamsicles............HA!

boo boo 05-27-2009 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour (Post 665604)
she sucks at being a pornstar. Fire her.

I dunno, 75 BJs in a day is still pretty damn impressive.

MURDER JUNKIE 05-27-2009 10:02 PM

She should get her ass to my house and practice on me, I'm all about helping others

Antonio 05-27-2009 10:07 PM

that. is. awesome.

music_phantom13 05-29-2009 11:10 PM

I mean I have to agree with boo boo on this one. 75 in a day, whether it breaks the world record or not, is pretty impressive. I don't know too many girls who could do that. You'd have to be amazing at blowjobs to fit all that in too - I'm pretty sure 200 in a day is like less than 10 minutes a guy. Props for giving it her all too she worked till she couldn't go on :P

LoathsomePete 05-30-2009 11:08 AM

I'm curious if the record requires you swallow. If you're not required to do that then it could be quite feasible. However that much semen in your stomach would make you sick, I'm surprised she made it up to 75. I remember reading a story of an American woman who also tried to break the record but had to go get her stomach pumped after 20 guys or so.


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