i dont think this is embarrassing at all,....i think its quite sweet acctually,.....

if i could go back again, i may just hold out myself

I was just recently reminded of this, it's more shameful than embarrassing but it does show how unrefined my perception is. About this time last year I went out on a date with a girl through an Internet dating site (that's not the embarrassing part) and we hit it off really well, but when it came to me walking her home and I went to grab her hand I realized it was deformed. Me being the complete fucking idiot and asshole that attempted to use humor to might light of the situation and immediately reeled back in horror looking at my own hands saying "oh my god what did I do?!?!?". She did not appreciate my humor and gave me the dirtiest look I've ever received from a woman before. She insisted that she walk home alone and never returned my calls, which was a shame because she was a really cool girl.

Damn, thats sore. Whats more, immediately after reading all that I read "...and thats when I bought the horse a prostitute":laughing:.

I once had a wank over a gay porno.

I was waiting for the girls to come... but they never did......

THEY NEVER DID COME!

*Rocks self to sleep in a curled up ball.*

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Fasho, your Mom doesn't count
































except for me

Does yours?

Edit: probably just set myself up for a necrophilia joke.

the fact that i will probably live my whole life without a girlfriend because of all the stupid manga/anime stuff i do in my freetime.

but, hey, maybe girls think trance is hot =D

I have a pretty *** signature.

I have a pretty athletic build, but somehow I've always had kankles... they drive me crazy. There was like a one year period where I actually worked hard to get rid of them and saw zero results.