Double post sorry tried to edit and it quoted for some reason.

Naughty boy! Get em Mods!

http://forumsmileys.com/smilies/fighting0024.gifIt was an accident though =[

So you say... In truth, you cant wait to reach the 1000 mark so you can get in with the cool crew.

Actually I really don't care about post count. Stop spamming your own thread. XD

Yeah, who cares man, just a number. I dont mind if the subject changes momentarilly. After all, I did contribute the dire straits track and it's my f*cking thread! :laughing:

LOL. Yeah, if I don't get any extra's from post count. I don't care about it.

uh, i belong to an internet message board that's hallmarks include cranky british humor and hilariously irrelevent arguments that escalate so quickly they're akin to a silent form of the movie Bloodsport.

Are you guys dating or something?

Publicly no.


Secretly yes.

My lips are sealed ;)

Ignore them. Will you be my lesbian babymama?

...no one knows this anywhere, but I still SH

nah

unless i've been in a motherly way since i was 17
i just need to calm down and stop stressin

Maybe this isn't really something to be embarrassed about, but I'm a 19 year old girl still waiting for my first kiss!

I've had "opportunities" but those guys were all jerks lol

Kisses are overrated.
Skip all the crap and start right on divorce.

i know how you feel


i've never kissed a girl either...............

had a pretty awkward date once. I wanted to shoot myself and end the misery.

I feel bad for you who have never kissed a girl though. I really suck at getting girls so i don't even try myself. I've had a couple relationships when i was younger but they are too awkward and stupid for me.

The latest: I ended up singing to the radio in Asda the other day after they (much to my surprise) played Cast's 'Guiding Star' which is one of my favourite songs of theirs. I felt compelled to sing along whilst everybody else looked on in disbelief.

This song really kicks ass man:

I am a big fan of Simply Red :shycouch:. I think he has a fantastic voice. Im always drawn to soulful singers.
A couple of my favourite tracks off my favourite album, 'Life'.

i dont think this is embarrassing at all,....i think its quite sweet acctually,.....

if i could go back again, i may just hold out myself

I was just recently reminded of this, it's more shameful than embarrassing but it does show how unrefined my perception is. About this time last year I went out on a date with a girl through an Internet dating site (that's not the embarrassing part) and we hit it off really well, but when it came to me walking her home and I went to grab her hand I realized it was deformed. Me being the complete fucking idiot and asshole that attempted to use humor to might light of the situation and immediately reeled back in horror looking at my own hands saying "oh my god what did I do?!?!?". She did not appreciate my humor and gave me the dirtiest look I've ever received from a woman before. She insisted that she walk home alone and never returned my calls, which was a shame because she was a really cool girl.

Damn, thats sore. Whats more, immediately after reading all that I read "...and thats when I bought the horse a prostitute":laughing:.

I once had a wank over a gay porno.

I was waiting for the girls to come... but they never did......

THEY NEVER DID COME!

*Rocks self to sleep in a curled up ball.*

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Fasho, your Mom doesn't count
































except for me

Does yours?

Edit: probably just set myself up for a necrophilia joke.

the fact that i will probably live my whole life without a girlfriend because of all the stupid manga/anime stuff i do in my freetime.

but, hey, maybe girls think trance is hot =D

I have a pretty *** signature.

I have a pretty athletic build, but somehow I've always had kankles... they drive me crazy. There was like a one year period where I actually worked hard to get rid of them and saw zero results.

i don't know why but for some reason my fingers have always been abnormally long and thin. it's kind of annoying because it's unbecoming for what i do (private contractor) and i do plenty of physical exertion to keep them strong.

new one:
my absolute insanity and inability to understand anything anyone says =D

Wit ye tokin aboot ya fud?