Fml

TheCunningStunt · 06-19-2009, 11:03 AM

FML: Your everyday life stories

Fuck my life.

Today, my dad got really drunk. He was stood naked in the bathroom, so I said "right dad, come on, off to bed." he replied, thinking I was my mother. He said, "yeah that's right baby, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed" FML

I love this site.

Gone Sugaring · 06-19-2009, 11:06 AM

Some of those are so sad. But oh so funny

TheCunningStunt · 06-19-2009, 11:10 AM

Sad as in

"Oh what a sad pathetic loser." or sad as in.. "

aww poor them"?

Gone Sugaring · 06-19-2009, 11:17 AM

The latter.

Wayfarer · 06-19-2009, 11:28 AM

lol, I prefer the "deserved" ones.

"Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML"

TheCunningStunt · 06-19-2009, 11:32 AM

The deserved ones are good, I prefer the undeserved though.

Laughing at those worse of than me..

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, he was wriggling about and twitching. I thought he was enjoying it, he then said "take that bitch!" he was playing COD. FML

I wonder how many of them are actually real or just made up.

FaSho · 06-19-2009, 01:12 PM

Some of them are too good to be made up.
I love this site I always go on it when i'm bored.

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

sleepy jack · 06-19-2009, 01:17 PM

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/37800-fmylife.html

06-19-2009, 11:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Fml FML: Your everyday life stories Fuck my life. Today, my dad got really drunk. He was stood naked in the bathroom, so I said "right dad, come on, off to bed." he replied, thinking I was my mother. He said, "yeah that's right baby, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed" FML I love this site.

06-19-2009, 11:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
Gone Sugaring Foam-injected Axl Rose Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: California Posts: 245	Some of those are so sad. But oh so funny __________________ "If I was to vote, I'd say Erik B. For President!"

06-19-2009, 11:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gone Sugaring Foam-injected Axl Rose Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: California Posts: 245	The latter. __________________ "If I was to vote, I'd say Erik B. For President!"

06-19-2009, 11:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Sad as in "Oh what a sad pathetic loser." or sad as in.. " aww poor them"?

06-19-2009, 11:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
Wayfarer Registered Abuser Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 573	lol, I prefer the "deserved" ones. "Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML"

06-19-2009, 11:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	The deserved ones are good, I prefer the undeserved though. Laughing at those worse of than me.. Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, he was wriggling about and twitching. I thought he was enjoying it, he then said "take that bitch!" he was playing COD. FML I wonder how many of them are actually real or just made up.