Worst book you've ever read

boo boo · 06-06-2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

The Bible.

Yeah, it's overlong, bloated, preachy, lacks coherent narration, lacks character depth, is full of gaping plot holes and the main protagonist doesn't even appear until the second half.

It does have a few badass action scenes here and there though, David & Goliath, Samson, Armageddon.

asshat · 06-06-2009, 03:56 PM

"closing time" joseph heller, the sequel to one of my favourite books-catch 22.

cheezyridr · 06-08-2009, 02:56 PM

without question, the absolute worst book i ever read was :

adidasss · 06-08-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by asshat

"closing time" joseph heller, the sequel to one of my favourite books-catch 22.

Haha...I forgot about Catch 22. Can't say it's a bad book, I just didn't dig the supposed humour and got tired of waiting for something to actually happen...(after about 30 pages).

crazymenrunningback · 06-08-2009, 03:08 PM

Criss Cross
My ****ing god that sucked. It was about puberty and **** and absolutley nothing happened until the end when a dude and a girl had eye contact for a couple seconds. ,dsgmnk,bdhgl.jdfhlkg.sdjf that book sucked

Double X · 06-08-2009, 03:39 PM

Jane Eyre...worst book ever written.

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Originally Posted by gunnels

Oh and to answer the question: Twilight.

you read it? jesus christ

Masterblaster · 06-08-2009, 06:50 PM

Macbeth... if that counts as a book.

But best book ever: Alex Roy's The Driver
If you like cars that is... but if you do it's the best.

lucifer_sam · 06-08-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by asshat

"closing time" joseph heller, the sequel to one of my favourite books-catch 22.

in all fairness he wrote it when he was 70. it was a verifiable piece of shit though.

ProggyMan · 06-09-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by The Unfan

Atlas Shrugged is the worst book ever.

Rand is such a joke as a writer.

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I thought Fahrenheit 451 was pretty bad overall.

Agreed.

Why all the Steinbeck hate? Of Mice And Men is great.

Kevorkian Logic · 06-10-2009, 12:11 PM

Kiss and Tell.

Most self-indulgent piece of bull**** ever.

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Masterblaster Groupie Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: OC Posts: 14	Macbeth... if that counts as a book. But best book ever: Alex Roy's The Driver If you like cars that is... but if you do it's the best.