Tonight I find myself single for the first time in over three years, well-fed, and bored out of my ****ing mind. I might go bowling.

Who ended it and why?

Well, there was this whole crazy thing with booze, cocaine, a public mailbox and a few cans of shaving cream. It was mutual.

Sounds like a great music video or episode of Entourgae

Either way enjoy the single life, avoid the bugger sugar and remember no matter how it feels in the moment change is usually for the better in the long run.

precisely

How old?

22
she's 21

Good age to break-up

Scary thinking your next could be your last at anytime now isn't it?

You shut your mouth.

Sorry, just keep that in mind the next time you tell a girl how much you love her.

...Last snatch ever...