Dear TheCunningStunt

Fuck You

Love
The Skegness Tourist Board

You can fuck me all you want, so to speak.

The facts remain the same, Skegness is a dump.

omg, that skegness avatar has got me creased.

also, cheers james and michael (Y) i'm probably being melodramatic, going out for your birthday isn't a must, i just hate being pushed aside when i do everything for them. be right.

No, you're not being melodramatic. Your friends are tossers.

Go out with family for a nice Frankie & Bennys?

Mmm, F&Bs.

urgh that's mainly why i'm annoyed. my friends were like, yeah we definitely wanna take you out, and my mum asked me if i wanted to go out for a meal if i wasn't doing anything. so i told her i was going out cos i'd been promised and now my family have gone to my aunties in hampshire for the weekend, so my family aren't even here.

mm, toffee apple brothers and pixies dedication tonight for me. i could handle that.

Definitely want to take you out? Why haven't they then?

http://www.jackofallblogs.com/wp-con...-angry-mob.png

They didn't feel upto it apparently, lul.

YouTube - ‪Kaiser Chiefs - The Angry Mob - Official Music Video‬‎

Illness? Or just can't be bothered? They're knobs.

Nah they're all fine, they just couldn't be bothered. The place we agreed to go is a dive but really ****ing funny and plays alright music, we always have a laugh when we go. I really don't know what the problem is, but this is most definitely not the first time its happened either :(

Dives are always fun!

Unless it's Skegness.

Yeah it's fun because it's a **** hole and nobody cares what you look like, everybody is just having a good time. Plus they ALWAYS play The Jesus And Mary Chain.

Get on your dancing shoes, you sexy little swine, and take me out xxxxxx

:(

Hey man we do our best, quit bein' a hater

I love this guy. I think it may be an existing member taking the piss though.

I thought that, although the rules state 1 account per member.

sober and glad for it. No headache or sicky bs for me in the morning.

It is a member, they knew how to get past the swear filter

*melts*

I have to say my internet friends are far more interesting than most of my real life friends.

And as hoped, the night begins with a nice high and The Wire.

Tonight I'm going to find myself making a spaghetti, then drinking a 6pack, then playing with my journal.

On behalf of your internet friends.

Thanks Vanilla xxx

Oh, Columbo... I got straight through to you! ;)

Tonight I find myself in need of a drink to wash away the dirt I feel from having seen a terrible, terrible movie at the cinema tonight.

Worse than a weekend long He-Man and the Masters of the Universe marathon?

Yes. Much worse.

Yeah, the marathon's been pretty kick-ass, tell ya the truth.

I'll bet! You've been in good company too. :)

I just drank the rest of the rum...so I hope you didn't want any.

Not a rum guy, but me & Ariel might borrow the gallon jug of whiskey and do a shot every time Man at Arms twitches his mustache.

I find myself listening to The Gaslight Anthem and loling at that Skegness guy.