if only my boobs were big enough,....tranys always have great falsies,......and fabulous shoes

Babe I'm coughing my lungs up too.

in quesadilla heaven.

Just wait until that mexican cheese works it way through your system and you'll be in Quesadilla Hell

as long as she didn't find it inside a dumpster or a Taco Bell i think she'll be okay.

why do people make such a stink about Mexican food? it's delicious.

I love Mexican (including Taco Bell) food, but the phrase "such a stink" is appropriate, I can't eat that stuff without dropping absolute bombs from the porcelain throne.

Go to the 9:50 mark for relevant clip.

Porcelain throne has to be the most poetic way to say toilet ever.

You guys are telling me. Typically, Asians are lactose intolerant. I'm well aware that I'm in that percentile, but cheese is my favorite. It's mildly ass-torching when I eat cheese, but when I drink milk, it's all over with. Actually, we don't even have a word for cheese in Vietnamese.

My small little boobs/they give me the blues;
Transvestites have tits/and fabulous shoes.
Even with ****s/they still get cruised;
So I stay at home/just reading the news.

This post rules.





"ass-torching"

If you didn't notice yet, I'm pretty fucking cool. You're welcome.