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Chula Vista 03-06-2015 07:33 PM

Have you tried Sambuca yet? PS's older brother.

http://www.reservebar.com/spree/prod...jpg?1342509969

DwnWthVwls 03-06-2015 07:38 PM

ICK (dun like black liq).. and this is PS older brother to me.. 100 proof:

I could smoke a pack of newports and take shots of this until I ass out... yum.
http://www.thegrocerygirls.com/media...apps-750ml.jpg

ladyislingering 03-06-2015 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1561623)
ICK (dun like black liq).. and this is PS older brother to me.. 100 proof:

I could smoke a pack of newports and take shots of this until I ass out... yum.
http://www.thegrocerygirls.com/media...apps-750ml.jpg

I was thinking of trying out some 100 proof schnapps. Yukon Jack (? something like that) "Permafrost" peppermint schnapps. The stuff I'm drinking now is 40% ABV and it's potent as hell, I just wonder how much stronger it'd be at 50.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1561622)
Have you tried Sambuca yet? PS's older brother.

http://www.reservebar.com/spree/prod...jpg?1342509969

I haven't. Gotta take my liquor game seriously before I'm too old though :laughing:

You know what I miss a lot though?

Creme de menthe Bailey's.

Chula Vista 03-06-2015 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1561627)
Bailey's.

B52s!! For the win.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/b-52-drink-13350934.jpg

Pet_Sounds 03-06-2015 08:06 PM

I don't have an older brother.

ladyislingering 03-06-2015 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1561638)
I don't have an older brother.

I don't have any biological brothers.

But I kinda like the idea of having a brother so I kind of adopted a kid at work to be my brother 'cause he's a real neat kid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1561634)

What's in it??

Chula Vista 03-06-2015 08:10 PM

B-52 (cocktail) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Best get f*cked up shot ever. They are so good.

ladyislingering 03-06-2015 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1561640)
B-52 (cocktail) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Best get f*cked up shot ever. They are so good.

Dude, that looks incredible. I need that in my life ASAP.

Pet_Sounds 03-06-2015 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1561622)
Have you tried Sambuca yet? PS's older brother.

http://www.reservebar.com/spree/prod...jpg?1342509969

You both missed my joke. Drunks. :D

ladyislingering 03-06-2015 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1561645)
You both missed my joke. Drunks. :D

ahhh, son, you got me.

Chula Vista 03-06-2015 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1561642)
Dude, that looks incredible. I need that in my life ASAP.

I just checked with Lin and she's in. Off to the market to buy the stuff.

*major hangover pending*

ladyislingering 03-06-2015 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1561647)
I just checked with Lin and she's in. Off to the market to buy the stuff.

*major hangover pending*

you have the best wife ever.

Black Francis 03-06-2015 08:22 PM

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/up...-snowstorm.jpg

ladyislingering 03-06-2015 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1561650)

badass bitch. :thumb:

Chula Vista 03-06-2015 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1561648)
you have the best wife ever.

I know. I'm a VERY lucky and fortunate man.

Pet_Sounds 03-06-2015 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1561650)

Temperature might rise above freezing this weekend! :tramp: I'm so sick and tired of winter.

ladyislingering 03-06-2015 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1561652)
I know. I'm a VERY lucky and fortunate man.

Hell yeah, dude. :thumb:

Aux-In 03-07-2015 03:11 AM


Oriphiel 03-07-2015 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1561634)
B52s!! For the win.

You don't have to tell me!


Chula Vista 03-07-2015 09:07 AM

:beer:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...c0445b4bab3ea3

Black Francis 03-07-2015 09:45 AM

still drinking Chula? making it a 2 day party?


Chula Vista 03-07-2015 10:24 AM

Fortunately we only did a single shot last night. But those three bottles being in the neighborhood can equal trouble really fast.

DwnWthVwls 03-07-2015 07:09 PM

http://f1.bcbits.com/img/a3391229827_10.jpg

Key 03-08-2015 11:00 AM

Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
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Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.

Black Francis 03-08-2015 11:05 AM


Key 03-08-2015 11:06 AM

^I ****ing love Home Movies.

Black Francis 03-08-2015 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1562406)
^I ****ing love Home Movies.

Me too i actually prefer it over Metalocalypse cause it has better character dialogue.

Also Jason is the coolest kid in any cartoon show ever created.

Pet_Sounds 03-08-2015 03:31 PM

My reviews of Billy Joel's entire discography kicked off today! Check it out.

#realspam

ladyislingering 03-08-2015 05:43 PM

So.

I'm bored.

ALLOW ME TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A WALL OF TEXT COMPOSED ONLY OF MY FREE-FLOWING SEMI-COHERENT THOUGHTS. MARBLE BALLSACK POTATO EGGBEATER AMARANTH UNDERPANTS ELENORE PAINTBALL GUN PORTUGUESE PAPERCLIP APPLE CHIPS TWO TULIPS SWOLLEN HIP HIP HIP HOORAY SNIFF SNIFF LAUNDRY DETERGENT MY SHOPPING LIST YESTERDAY CONSISTED OF CAT FOOD, FLOSS, AND POTATO CHIPS BUT I ALSO PICKED UP SOME TOOTHPASTE AND A BOX OF CRACKERS THAT HELPED ME THROUGH AN INCREDIBLY DRUNK TIME LAST NIGHT ALL I REMEMBER WAS LISTENING TO ABBA AND GOING ON A MINI TIRADE ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM BUT REALLY CAN YA BLAME ME I MEAN GOOD LORD THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL I WAS LOOKING ON EBAY FOR SOME RANDOM STUFF BUT I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER I JUST CAN'T JUST LIKE YESTERDAY I KEPT LOSING TRACK OF THOUGHT BUT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOWED UP TO WORK DRUNK THAT WEEK AND NOW I GUESS I UNDERSTAND WHY IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE WE'RE ALL ALWAYS LAUGHING AT EACH OTHER MY BALLS ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT IT'S MY BELIEF THAT MY BIG BALLS SHOULD BE HELD EVERY NIGHT THE CAT'S SNIFFING THE KITCHEN TABLE WHY IS HE DOING SUCH A THING IS HE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SHOVE OFF THE TABLE HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME LEAVE IT BOY HE'S GETTING HUGE GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM COMMENCING COUNTDOWN ENGINES ON CHECK IGNITION AND MAY GOD'S LOVE BE WITH YOU THIS GIRL I KNOW HAS JUST TEXTED ME SHE'S STONED AND WATCHING DRACULA AND NOW SHE'S GONNA WATCH WINNIE THE POOH BLESS HER HEART WHAT A DOLL SHE REMINDS ME OF MY LITTLE SISTER THEY'RE ABOUT THE SAME AGE BUT ONE OF THEM IS SIGNIFICANTLY FATTER AND WHINIER MY CAT'S MOUTH IS REALLY CUTE THERE'S A BIRD CAWING OUTSIDE WHAT IS HE CAWING ABOUT AND WHY IS HE CAWING IS THERE SOME OTHER NOISE THAT BIRD CAN MAKE FOR A SECOND THERE WAS SOME WOMAN SCREAMING AT ANOTHER PERSON IN SOME VIOLENT SOUNDING ASIAN LANGUAGE TODAY AND SHE REALLY HAD NO COURTESY FOR ANYONE AROUND HER I WONDER WHY SHE WAS SO ANGRY DID SHE WAKE UP ON THE WONG SIDE OF THE EGGROLL TODAY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORMAL PERSON AND A SERIAL KILLER IS WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER WOULDN'T IT BE NICER IF THEY WERE SLIGHTLY WARM SURE THEY'RE DEAD BUT BEING COLD JUST ADDS INSULT TO INJURY IN FACT I'M SURE MY NEXT AND LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE MORGUE SO I HOPE I LEAVE BEHIND AN EXCEPTIONAL CORPSE YOU SHOULD ALL STRIVE TO DO THE SAME MAKE THAT TWISTED NECRO MORTICIAN WANT IT MAN THIS STUPID RANT IS GETTING LONG AND EXHAUSTING WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR THIRD REICH HITLER ON A TRICYCLE WITH RIPPED PANTS AND A CLOWN FACE MAYBE I SHOULD POST THIS NOW PERHAPS I SHOULD POST THIS NOW
ALLOW ME TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A WALL OF TEXT COMPOSED ONLY OF MY FREE-FLOWING SEMI-COHERENT THOUGHTS. MARBLE BALLSACK POTATO EGGBEATER AMARANTH UNDERPANTS ELENORE PAINTBALL GUN PORTUGUESE PAPERCLIP APPLE CHIPS TWO TULIPS SWOLLEN HIP HIP HIP HOORAY SNIFF SNIFF LAUNDRY DETERGENT MY SHOPPING LIST YESTERDAY CONSISTED OF CAT FOOD, FLOSS, AND POTATO CHIPS BUT I ALSO PICKED UP SOME TOOTHPASTE AND A BOX OF CRACKERS THAT HELPED ME THROUGH AN INCREDIBLY DRUNK TIME LAST NIGHT ALL I REMEMBER WAS LISTENING TO ABBA AND GOING ON A MINI TIRADE ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM BUT REALLY CAN YA BLAME ME I MEAN GOOD LORD THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL I WAS LOOKING ON EBAY FOR SOME RANDOM STUFF BUT I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER I JUST CAN'T JUST LIKE YESTERDAY I KEPT LOSING TRACK OF THOUGHT BUT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOWED UP TO WORK DRUNK THAT WEEK AND NOW I GUESS I UNDERSTAND WHY IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE WE'RE ALL ALWAYS LAUGHING AT EACH OTHER MY BALLS ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT IT'S MY BELIEF THAT MY BIG BALLS SHOULD BE HELD EVERY NIGHT THE CAT'S SNIFFING THE KITCHEN TABLE WHY IS HE DOING SUCH A THING IS HE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SHOVE OFF THE TABLE HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME LEAVE IT BOY HE'S GETTING HUGE GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM COMMENCING COUNTDOWN ENGINES ON CHECK IGNITION AND MAY GOD'S LOVE BE WITH YOU THIS GIRL I KNOW HAS JUST TEXTED ME SHE'S STONED AND WATCHING DRACULA AND NOW SHE'S GONNA WATCH WINNIE THE POOH BLESS HER HEART WHAT A DOLL SHE REMINDS ME OF MY LITTLE SISTER THEY'RE ABOUT THE SAME AGE BUT ONE OF THEM IS SIGNIFICANTLY FATTER AND WHINIER MY CAT'S MOUTH IS REALLY CUTE THERE'S A BIRD CAWING OUTSIDE WHAT IS HE CAWING ABOUT AND WHY IS HE CAWING IS THERE SOME OTHER NOISE THAT BIRD CAN MAKE FOR A SECOND THERE WAS SOME WOMAN SCREAMING AT ANOTHER PERSON IN SOME VIOLENT SOUNDING ASIAN LANGUAGE TODAY AND SHE REALLY HAD NO COURTESY FOR ANYONE AROUND HER I WONDER WHY SHE WAS SO ANGRY DID SHE WAKE UP ON THE WONG SIDE OF THE EGGROLL TODAY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORMAL PERSON AND A SERIAL KILLER IS WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER WOULDN'T IT BE NICER IF THEY WERE SLIGHTLY WARM SURE THEY'RE DEAD BUT BEING COLD JUST ADDS INSULT TO INJURY IN FACT I'M SURE MY NEXT AND LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE MORGUE SO I HOPE I LEAVE BEHIND AN EXCEPTIONAL CORPSE YOU SHOULD ALL STRIVE TO DO THE SAME MAKE THAT TWISTED NECRO MORTICIAN WANT IT MAN THIS STUPID RANT IS GETTING LONG AND EXHAUSTING WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR THIRD REICH HITLER ON A TRICYCLE WITH RIPPED PANTS AND A CLOWN FACE MAYBE I SHOULD POST THIS NOW PERHAPS I SHOULD POST THIS NOW
ALLOW ME TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A WALL OF TEXT COMPOSED ONLY OF MY FREE-FLOWING SEMI-COHERENT THOUGHTS. MARBLE BALLSACK POTATO EGGBEATER AMARANTH UNDERPANTS ELENORE PAINTBALL GUN PORTUGUESE PAPERCLIP APPLE CHIPS TWO TULIPS SWOLLEN HIP HIP HIP HOORAY SNIFF SNIFF LAUNDRY DETERGENT MY SHOPPING LIST YESTERDAY CONSISTED OF CAT FOOD, FLOSS, AND POTATO CHIPS BUT I ALSO PICKED UP SOME TOOTHPASTE AND A BOX OF CRACKERS THAT HELPED ME THROUGH AN INCREDIBLY DRUNK TIME LAST NIGHT ALL I REMEMBER WAS LISTENING TO ABBA AND GOING ON A MINI TIRADE ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM BUT REALLY CAN YA BLAME ME I MEAN GOOD LORD THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL I WAS LOOKING ON EBAY FOR SOME RANDOM STUFF BUT I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER I JUST CAN'T JUST LIKE YESTERDAY I KEPT LOSING TRACK OF THOUGHT BUT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOWED UP TO WORK DRUNK THAT WEEK AND NOW I GUESS I UNDERSTAND WHY IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE WE'RE ALL ALWAYS LAUGHING AT EACH OTHER MY BALLS ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT IT'S MY BELIEF THAT MY BIG BALLS SHOULD BE HELD EVERY NIGHT THE CAT'S SNIFFING THE KITCHEN TABLE WHY IS HE DOING SUCH A THING IS HE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SHOVE OFF THE TABLE HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME LEAVE IT BOY HE'S GETTING HUGE GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM COMMENCING COUNTDOWN ENGINES ON CHECK IGNITION AND MAY GOD'S LOVE BE WITH YOU THIS GIRL I KNOW HAS JUST TEXTED ME SHE'S STONED AND WATCHING DRACULA AND NOW SHE'S GONNA WATCH WINNIE THE POOH BLESS HER HEART WHAT A DOLL SHE REMINDS ME OF MY LITTLE SISTER THEY'RE ABOUT THE SAME AGE BUT ONE OF THEM IS SIGNIFICANTLY FATTER AND WHINIER MY CAT'S MOUTH IS REALLY CUTE THERE'S A BIRD CAWING OUTSIDE WHAT IS HE CAWING ABOUT AND WHY IS HE CAWING IS THERE SOME OTHER NOISE THAT BIRD CAN MAKE FOR A SECOND THERE WAS SOME WOMAN SCREAMING AT ANOTHER PERSON IN SOME VIOLENT SOUNDING ASIAN LANGUAGE TODAY AND SHE REALLY HAD NO COURTESY FOR ANYONE AROUND HER I WONDER WHY SHE WAS SO ANGRY DID SHE WAKE UP ON THE WONG SIDE OF THE EGGROLL TODAY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORMAL PERSON AND A SERIAL KILLER IS WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER WOULDN'T IT BE NICER IF THEY WERE SLIGHTLY WARM SURE THEY'RE DEAD BUT BEING COLD JUST ADDS INSULT TO INJURY IN FACT I'M SURE MY NEXT AND LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE MORGUE SO I HOPE I LEAVE BEHIND AN EXCEPTIONAL CORPSE YOU SHOULD ALL STRIVE TO DO THE SAME MAKE THAT TWISTED NECRO MORTICIAN WANT IT MAN THIS STUPID RANT IS GETTING LONG AND EXHAUSTING WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR THIRD REICH HITLER ON A TRICYCLE WITH RIPPED PANTS AND A CLOWN FACE MAYBE I SHOULD POST THIS NOW PERHAPS I SHOULD POST THIS NOW
ALLOW ME TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A WALL OF TEXT COMPOSED ONLY OF MY FREE-FLOWING SEMI-COHERENT THOUGHTS. MARBLE BALLSACK POTATO EGGBEATER AMARANTH UNDERPANTS ELENORE PAINTBALL GUN PORTUGUESE PAPERCLIP APPLE CHIPS TWO TULIPS SWOLLEN HIP HIP HIP HOORAY SNIFF SNIFF LAUNDRY DETERGENT MY SHOPPING LIST YESTERDAY CONSISTED OF CAT FOOD, FLOSS, AND POTATO CHIPS BUT I ALSO PICKED UP SOME TOOTHPASTE AND A BOX OF CRACKERS THAT HELPED ME THROUGH AN INCREDIBLY DRUNK TIME LAST NIGHT ALL I REMEMBER WAS LISTENING TO ABBA AND GOING ON A MINI TIRADE ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM BUT REALLY CAN YA BLAME ME I MEAN GOOD LORD THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL I WAS LOOKING ON EBAY FOR SOME RANDOM STUFF BUT I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER I JUST CAN'T JUST LIKE YESTERDAY I KEPT LOSING TRACK OF THOUGHT BUT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOWED UP TO WORK DRUNK THAT WEEK AND NOW I GUESS I UNDERSTAND WHY IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE WE'RE ALL ALWAYS LAUGHING AT EACH OTHER MY BALLS ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT IT'S MY BELIEF THAT MY BIG BALLS SHOULD BE HELD EVERY NIGHT THE CAT'S SNIFFING THE KITCHEN TABLE WHY IS HE DOING SUCH A THING IS HE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SHOVE OFF THE TABLE HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME LEAVE IT BOY HE'S GETTING HUGE THE BATLORD IS AN ASSHOLE GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM COMMENCING COUNTDOWN ENGINES ON CHECK IGNITION AND MAY GOD'S LOVE BE WITH YOU THIS GIRL I KNOW HAS JUST TEXTED ME SHE'S STONED AND WATCHING DRACULA AND NOW SHE'S GONNA WATCH WINNIE THE POOH BLESS HER HEART WHAT A DOLL SHE REMINDS ME OF MY LITTLE SISTER THEY'RE ABOUT THE SAME AGE BUT ONE OF THEM IS SIGNIFICANTLY FATTER AND WHINIER MY CAT'S MOUTH IS REALLY CUTE THERE'S A BIRD CAWING OUTSIDE WHAT IS HE CAWING ABOUT AND WHY IS HE CAWING IS THERE SOME OTHER NOISE THAT BIRD CAN MAKE FOR A SECOND THERE WAS SOME WOMAN SCREAMING AT ANOTHER PERSON IN SOME VIOLENT SOUNDING ASIAN LANGUAGE TODAY AND SHE REALLY HAD NO COURTESY FOR ANYONE AROUND HER I WONDER WHY SHE WAS SO ANGRY DID SHE WAKE UP ON THE WONG SIDE OF THE EGGROLL TODAY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORMAL PERSON AND A SERIAL KILLER IS WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER WOULDN'T IT BE NICER IF THEY WERE SLIGHTLY WARM SURE THEY'RE DEAD BUT BEING COLD JUST ADDS INSULT TO INJURY IN FACT I'M SURE MY NEXT AND LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE MORGUE SO I HOPE I LEAVE BEHIND AN EXCEPTIONAL CORPSE YOU SHOULD ALL STRIVE TO DO THE SAME MAKE THAT TWISTED NECRO MORTICIAN WANT IT MAN THIS STUPID RANT IS GETTING LONG AND EXHAUSTING WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR THIRD REICH HITLER ON A TRICYCLE WITH RIPPED PANTS AND A CLOWN FACE MAYBE I SHOULD POST THIS NOW PERHAPS I SHOULD POST THIS NOW
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Oriphiel 03-08-2015 05:48 PM

^ "Five stars!" - The Frownland Revue

The Batlord 03-08-2015 05:57 PM

I barely skimmed that and yet I still saw "THE BATLORD IS AN *******". It's like I have a sixth sense for when LiL is talking **** about me.

Pet_Sounds 03-08-2015 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1562561)
So.

I'm bored.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1562520)

The ultimate cure for boredom.

#selfpromotion2k15

ladyislingering 03-08-2015 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1562577)
I barely skimmed that and yet I still saw "THE BATLORD IS AN *******". It's like I have a sixth sense for when LiL is talking **** about me.

:laughing:

Chula Vista 03-08-2015 09:38 PM

Quote:

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR THIRD REICH HITLER ON A TRICYCLE WITH RIPPED PANTS AND A CLOWN FACE
Uhm....

Are you ok?

DwnWthVwls 03-08-2015 09:51 PM

I would love to see people bang on a tricyle.. but Lil and a clown hitler, that's some serious ish. Please PM a video of your reaction to the klondike bar after the deed was done (and the act itself if your feeling frisky).

Exo 03-08-2015 09:54 PM

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Key 03-08-2015 10:18 PM

Allow me to entertain you with a wall of text composed only of my free-flowing semi-coherent thoughts. Marble ballsack potato eggbeater amaranth underpants elenore paintball gun portuguese paperclip apple chips two tulips swollen hip hip hip hooray sniff sniff laundry detergent my shopping list yesterday consisted of cat food, floss, and potato chips but i also picked up some toothpaste and a box of crackers that helped me through an incredibly drunk time last night all i remember was listening to abba and going on a mini tirade about how much i love them but really can ya blame me i mean good lord they're so wonderful i was looking on ebay for some random stuff but i really can't remember i just can't just like yesterday i kept losing track of thought but i wasn't the only one who showed up to work drunk that week and now i guess i understand why it always seems like we're all always laughing at each other my balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night the cat's sniffing the kitchen table why is he doing such a thing is he looking for something to shove off the table he does that all the time leave it boy he's getting huge ground control to major tom commencing countdown engines on check ignition and may god's love be with you this girl i know has just texted me she's stoned and watching dracula and now she's gonna watch winnie the pooh bless her heart what a doll she reminds me of my little sister they're about the same age but one of them is significantly fatter and whinier my cat's mouth is really cute there's a bird cawing outside what is he cawing about and why is he cawing is there some other noise that bird can make for a second there was some woman screaming at another person in some violent sounding asian language today and she really had no courtesy for anyone around her i wonder why she was so angry did she wake up on the wong side of the eggroll today the difference between a normal person and a serial killer is what they mean when they say they're gonna crack open a cold one however however however wouldn't it be nicer if they were slightly warm sure they're dead but being cold just adds insult to injury in fact i'm sure my next and last sexual encounter will take place in the morgue so i hope i leave behind an exceptional corpse you should all strive to do the same make that twisted necro mortician want it man this stupid rant is getting long and exhausting what would you do for a klondike bar third reich hitler on a tricycle with ripped pants and a clown face maybe i should post this now perhaps i should post this now
allow me to entertain you with a wall of text composed only of my free-flowing semi-coherent thoughts. Marble ballsack potato eggbeater amaranth underpants elenore paintball gun portuguese paperclip apple chips two tulips swollen hip hip hip hooray sniff sniff laundry detergent my shopping list yesterday consisted of cat food, floss, and potato chips but i also picked up some toothpaste and a box of crackers that helped me through an incredibly drunk time last night all i remember was listening to abba and going on a mini tirade about how much i love them but really can ya blame me i mean good lord they're so wonderful i was looking on ebay for some random stuff but i really can't remember i just can't just like yesterday i kept losing track of thought but i wasn't the only one who showed up to work drunk that week and now i guess i understand why it always seems like we're all always laughing at each other my balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night the cat's sniffing the kitchen table why is he doing such a thing is he looking for something to shove off the table he does that all the time leave it boy he's getting huge ground control to major tom commencing countdown engines on check ignition and may god's love be with you this girl i know has just texted me she's stoned and watching dracula and now she's gonna watch winnie the pooh bless her heart what a doll she reminds me of my little sister they're about the same age but one of them is significantly fatter and whinier my cat's mouth is really cute there's a bird cawing outside what is he cawing about and why is he cawing is there some other noise that bird can make for a second there was some woman screaming at another person in some violent sounding asian language today and she really had no courtesy for anyone around her i wonder why she was so angry did she wake up on the wong side of the eggroll today the difference between a normal person and a serial killer is what they mean when they say they're gonna crack open a cold one however however however wouldn't it be nicer if they were slightly warm sure they're dead but being cold just adds insult to injury in fact i'm sure my next and last sexual encounter will take place in the morgue so i hope i leave behind an exceptional corpse you should all strive to do the same make that twisted necro mortician want it man this stupid rant is getting long and exhausting what would you do for a klondike bar third reich hitler on a tricycle with ripped pants and a clown face maybe i should post this now perhaps i should post this now
allow me to entertain you with a wall of text composed only of my free-flowing semi-coherent thoughts. Marble ballsack potato eggbeater amaranth underpants elenore paintball gun portuguese paperclip apple chips two tulips swollen hip hip hip hooray sniff sniff laundry detergent my shopping list yesterday consisted of cat food, floss, and potato chips but i also picked up some toothpaste and a box of crackers that helped me through an incredibly drunk time last night all i remember was listening to abba and going on a mini tirade about how much i love them but really can ya blame me i mean good lord they're so wonderful i was looking on ebay for some random stuff but i really can't remember i just can't just like yesterday i kept losing track of thought but i wasn't the only one who showed up to work drunk that week and now i guess i understand why it always seems like we're all always laughing at each other my balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night the cat's sniffing the kitchen table why is he doing such a thing is he looking for something to shove off the table he does that all the time leave it boy he's getting huge ground control to major tom commencing countdown engines on check ignition and may god's love be with you this girl i know has just texted me she's stoned and watching dracula and now she's gonna watch winnie the pooh bless her heart what a doll she reminds me of my little sister they're about the same age but one of them is significantly fatter and whinier my cat's mouth is really cute there's a bird cawing outside what is he cawing about and why is he cawing is there some other noise that bird can make for a second there was some woman screaming at another person in some violent sounding asian language today and she really had no courtesy for anyone around her i wonder why she was so angry did she wake up on the wong side of the eggroll today the difference between a normal person and a serial killer is what they mean when they say they're gonna crack open a cold one however however however wouldn't it be nicer if they were slightly warm sure they're dead but being cold just adds insult to injury in fact i'm sure my next and last sexual encounter will take place in the morgue so i hope i leave behind an exceptional corpse you should all strive to do the same make that twisted necro mortician want it man this stupid rant is getting long and exhausting what would you do for a klondike bar third reich hitler on a tricycle with ripped pants and a clown face maybe i should post this now perhaps i should post this now
allow me to entertain you with a wall of text composed only of my free-flowing semi-coherent thoughts. Marble ballsack potato eggbeater amaranth underpants elenore paintball gun portuguese paperclip apple chips two tulips swollen hip hip hip hooray sniff sniff laundry detergent my shopping list yesterday consisted of cat food, floss, and potato chips but i also picked up some toothpaste and a box of crackers that helped me through an incredibly drunk time last night all i remember was listening to abba and going on a mini tirade about how much i love them but really can ya blame me i mean good lord they're so wonderful i was looking on ebay for some random stuff but i really can't remember i just can't just like yesterday i kept losing track of thought but i wasn't the only one who showed up to work drunk that week and now i guess i understand why it always seems like we're all always laughing at each other my balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night the cat's sniffing the kitchen table why is he doing such a thing is he looking for something to shove off the table he does that all the time leave it boy he's getting huge the batlord is an ******* ground control to major tom commencing countdown engines on check ignition and may god's love be with you this girl i know has just texted me she's stoned and watching dracula and now she's gonna watch winnie the pooh bless her heart what a doll she reminds me of my little sister they're about the same age but one of them is significantly fatter and whinier my cat's mouth is really cute there's a bird cawing outside what is he cawing about and why is he cawing is there some other noise that bird can make for a second there was some woman screaming at another person in some violent sounding asian language today and she really had no courtesy for anyone around her i wonder why she was so angry did she wake up on the wong side of the eggroll today the difference between a normal person and a serial killer is what they mean when they say they're gonna crack open a cold one however however however wouldn't it be nicer if they were slightly warm sure they're dead but being cold just adds insult to injury in fact i'm sure my next and last sexual encounter will take place in the morgue so i hope i leave behind an exceptional corpse you should all strive to do the same make that twisted necro mortician want it man this stupid rant is getting long and exhausting what would you do for a klondike bar third reich hitler on a tricycle with ripped pants and a clown face maybe i should post this now perhaps i should post this now

Key 03-08-2015 10:19 PM

Allow me to entertain you with a wall of text composed only of my free-flowing semi-coherent thoughts. Marble ballsack potato eggbeater amaranth underpants elenore paintball gun portuguese paperclip apple chips two tulips swollen hip hip hip hooray sniff sniff laundry detergent my shopping list yesterday consisted of cat food, floss, and potato chips but i also picked up some toothpaste and a box of crackers that helped me through an incredibly drunk time last night all i remember was listening to abba and going on a mini tirade about how much i love them but really can ya blame me i mean good lord they're so wonderful i was looking on ebay for some random stuff but i really can't remember i just can't just like yesterday i kept losing track of thought but i wasn't the only one who showed up to work drunk that week and now i guess i understand why it always seems like we're all always laughing at each other my balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night the cat's sniffing the kitchen table why is he doing such a thing is he looking for something to shove off the table he does that all the time leave it boy he's getting huge ground control to major tom commencing countdown engines on check ignition and may god's love be with you this girl i know has just texted me she's stoned and watching dracula and now she's gonna watch winnie the pooh bless her heart what a doll she reminds me of my little sister they're about the same age but one of them is significantly fatter and whinier my cat's mouth is really cute there's a bird cawing outside what is he cawing about and why is he cawing is there some other noise that bird can make for a second there was some woman screaming at another person in some violent sounding asian language today and she really had no courtesy for anyone around her i wonder why she was so angry did she wake up on the wong side of the eggroll today the difference between a normal person and a serial killer is what they mean when they say they're gonna crack open a cold one however however however wouldn't it be nicer if they were slightly warm sure they're dead but being cold just adds insult to injury in fact i'm sure my next and last sexual encounter will take place in the morgue so i hope i leave behind an exceptional corpse you should all strive to do the same make that twisted necro mortician want it man this stupid rant is getting long and exhausting what would you do for a klondike bar third reich hitler on a tricycle with ripped pants and a clown face maybe i should post this now perhaps i should post this now
allow me to entertain you with a wall of text composed only of my free-flowing semi-coherent thoughts. Marble ballsack potato eggbeater amaranth underpants elenore paintball gun portuguese paperclip apple chips two tulips swollen hip hip hip hooray sniff sniff laundry detergent my shopping list yesterday consisted of cat food, floss, and potato chips but i also picked up some toothpaste and a box of crackers that helped me through an incredibly drunk time last night all i remember was listening to abba and going on a mini tirade about how much i love them but really can ya blame me i mean good lord they're so wonderful i was looking on ebay for some random stuff but i really can't remember i just can't just like yesterday i kept losing track of thought but i wasn't the only one who showed up to work drunk that week and now i guess i understand why it always seems like we're all always laughing at each other my balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night the cat's sniffing the kitchen table why is he doing such a thing is he looking for something to shove off the table he does that all the time leave it boy he's getting huge ground control to major tom commencing countdown engines on check ignition and may god's love be with you this girl i know has just texted me she's stoned and watching dracula and now she's gonna watch winnie the pooh bless her heart what a doll she reminds me of my little sister they're about the same age but one of them is significantly fatter and whinier my cat's mouth is really cute there's a bird cawing outside what is he cawing about and why is he cawing is there some other noise that bird can make for a second there was some woman screaming at another person in some violent sounding asian language today and she really had no courtesy for anyone around her i wonder why she was so angry did she wake up on the wong side of the eggroll today the difference between a normal person and a serial killer is what they mean when they say they're gonna crack open a cold one however however however wouldn't it be nicer if they were slightly warm sure they're dead but being cold just adds insult to injury in fact i'm sure my next and last sexual encounter will take place in the morgue so i hope i leave behind an exceptional corpse you should all strive to do the same make that twisted necro mortician want it man this stupid rant is getting long and exhausting what would you do for a klondike bar third reich hitler on a tricycle with ripped pants and a clown face maybe i should post this now perhaps i should post this now
allow me to entertain you with a wall of text composed only of my free-flowing semi-coherent thoughts. Marble ballsack potato eggbeater amaranth underpants elenore paintball gun portuguese paperclip apple chips two tulips swollen hip hip hip hooray sniff sniff laundry detergent my shopping list yesterday consisted of cat food, floss, and potato chips but i also picked up some toothpaste and a box of crackers that helped me through an incredibly drunk time last night all i remember was listening to abba and going on a mini tirade about how much i love them but really can ya blame me i mean good lord they're so wonderful i was looking on ebay for some random stuff but i really can't remember i just can't just like yesterday i kept losing track of thought but i wasn't the only one who showed up to work drunk that week and now i guess i understand why it always seems like we're all always laughing at each other my balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night the cat's sniffing the kitchen table why is he doing such a thing is he looking for something to shove off the table he does that all the time leave it boy he's getting huge ground control to major tom commencing countdown engines on check ignition and may god's love be with you this girl i know has just texted me she's stoned and watching dracula and now she's gonna watch winnie the pooh bless her heart what a doll she reminds me of my little sister they're about the same age but one of them is significantly fatter and whinier my cat's mouth is really cute there's a bird cawing outside what is he cawing about and why is he cawing is there some other noise that bird can make for a second there was some woman screaming at another person in some violent sounding asian language today and she really had no courtesy for anyone around her i wonder why she was so angry did she wake up on the wong side of the eggroll today the difference between a normal person and a serial killer is what they mean when they say they're gonna crack open a cold one however however however wouldn't it be nicer if they were slightly warm sure they're dead but being cold just adds insult to injury in fact i'm sure my next and last sexual encounter will take place in the morgue so i hope i leave behind an exceptional corpse you should all strive to do the same make that twisted necro mortician want it man this stupid rant is getting long and exhausting what would you do for a klondike bar third reich hitler on a tricycle with ripped pants and a clown face maybe i should post this now perhaps i should post this now
allow me to entertain you with a wall of text composed only of my free-flowing semi-coherent thoughts. Marble ballsack potato eggbeater amaranth underpants elenore paintball gun portuguese paperclip apple chips two tulips swollen hip hip hip hooray sniff sniff laundry detergent my shopping list yesterday consisted of cat food, floss, and potato chips but i also picked up some toothpaste and a box of crackers that helped me through an incredibly drunk time last night all i remember was listening to abba and going on a mini tirade about how much i love them but really can ya blame me i mean good lord they're so wonderful i was looking on ebay for some random stuff but i really can't remember i just can't just like yesterday i kept losing track of thought but i wasn't the only one who showed up to work drunk that week and now i guess i understand why it always seems like we're all always laughing at each other my balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night the cat's sniffing the kitchen table why is he doing such a thing is he looking for something to shove off the table he does that all the time leave it boy he's getting huge the batlord is an ******* ground control to major tom commencing countdown engines on check ignition and may god's love be with you this girl i know has just texted me she's stoned and watching dracula and now she's gonna watch winnie the pooh bless her heart what a doll she reminds me of my little sister they're about the same age but one of them is significantly fatter and whinier my cat's mouth is really cute there's a bird cawing outside what is he cawing about and why is he cawing is there some other noise that bird can make for a second there was some woman screaming at another person in some violent sounding asian language today and she really had no courtesy for anyone around her i wonder why she was so angry did she wake up on the wong side of the eggroll today the difference between a normal person and a serial killer is what they mean when they say they're gonna crack open a cold one however however however wouldn't it be nicer if they were slightly warm sure they're dead but being cold just adds insult to injury in fact i'm sure my next and last sexual encounter will take place in the morgue so i hope i leave behind an exceptional corpse you should all strive to do the same make that twisted necro mortician want it man this stupid rant is getting long and exhausting what would you do for a klondike bar third reich hitler on a tricycle with ripped pants and a clown face maybe i should post this now perhaps i should post this now

Aux-In 03-09-2015 01:05 PM

I always hesitate to put my art online. People always want to get into bidding wars over it. "Hey man, can you do some work for me?" and "We'd like you to go on tour and set up your own stick-people gallery." I say f**k your stick-people gallery. F**k your scarves and f**k your cup of mocha latte too. I am not a piece of meat god d**n it!! I'm no hero. I'm not the Justin Bieber of the art world. I am a f*****g human being god d**n it!! Keep your aristocratic dollar bills. I don't need 'em. I'm gonna to sit right here, listen to my jams and not give a flying f**k about your demands. It's too much. I can't handle that kind of pressure.

I am an arteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest!!

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Black Francis 03-09-2015 01:30 PM

We don't really like what you do
We don't think anyone ever will
It's a problem that you have
And this problem's made you ill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuPxlVJ3NVc

i liked how the dog has a pipe too. :p:


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