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Key 04-04-2015 08:42 PM
I bought a whole bunch of Pokemon cards today. I'm reliving the best times of my childhood.

Chula Vista 04-04-2015 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1573029)
I have just employed a revolutionary new signature.
It's too big. And a bit obnoxious. Sorry.

The Batlord 04-04-2015 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1572942)
I don't get it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1572944)
A pickpocket watches snatches?

i still dont get it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1572947)
A pickpocket snatches watches.
A peeping Tom watches snatches.

...
I still don't get it.
Is there a joke in there somewhere or am I just stupid.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1572949)
Oh. Well that makes more sense.
http://media.giphy.com/media/fUuDV1VVqUL3a/giphy.gif

Frownland 04-04-2015 09:08 PM
I felt like I caught some of his stupid trying to explain it to him.

Neapolitan 04-04-2015 09:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1572932)
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?

A pickpocket snatches watches.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1572942)
I don't get it.
Just ask The Batlord, he's a professional peeping tom.

Key 04-05-2015 12:08 AM
https://scontent-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...d9&oe=55BDE846

Frownland 04-05-2015 12:09 AM
On some MC Escher ****. It's going up though.

Key 04-05-2015 12:11 AM
It's going down and you know it.

Frownland 04-05-2015 12:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1573102)
It's going down and you know it.
I wrote out a whole rebuttal based on the construction and everything, but the shadows favour your opinion. I concede.

Remember this moment, for it shall be MB history.

Black Francis 04-05-2015 06:56 AM


Big hero 6 was frickin awesome! i want a buddy like Baymax

DwnWthVwls 04-05-2015 09:16 AM
You've never heard the term snatch used as a euphemism for pussy?

http://i.tcgplayer.com/25266.jpg

Mondo Bungle 04-05-2015 01:24 PM
The first movement of a chamber music/noise affair

Neapolitan 04-05-2015 01:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1573099)
The real question should be "Is this cat walking backwards up the step or backwards down the steps?" Cause cats can do amazing things. :D

Black Francis 04-05-2015 01:39 PM
Aye, Cats can moowalk..

I got a real question for ya'll

If your uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

DwnWthVwls 04-05-2015 05:04 PM
Of course, it's good for the complexion.

GuD 04-05-2015 10:39 PM
I kinda regret not being able to find a better thread for this video but it made me feel so happy I have to share it somewhere

Key 04-06-2015 10:48 PM
So I have a toenail that wants to fall off. I'm not sure if I should pull it off completely or let a doctor do it for me.

DeadChannel 04-07-2015 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1573850)
So I have a toenail that wants to fall off. I'm not sure if I should pull it off completely or let a doctor do it for me.
You should pour vinegar on it. That always works for me.

Key 04-07-2015 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1573863)
You should pour vinegar on it. That always works for me.
I'll try that. I hope you're being for real about your response or if you're just being silly.

DeadChannel 04-07-2015 01:02 AM
No! Wait! Don't do that!

Key 04-07-2015 01:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1573879)
No! Wait! Don't do that!
I didn't.

DeadChannel 04-07-2015 01:17 AM
Why not?

Key 04-07-2015 01:21 AM
I don't have any vinegar.

DeadChannel 04-07-2015 01:22 AM
Why don't you?

The Batlord 04-07-2015 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Grotug (Post 1573797)
I can has spamburger?
You're still at 6 posts, genius. Fine. Don't listen to me. Keep posting in the Lounge. I'm sure you'll get to 15 eventually.

DeadChannel 04-07-2015 01:29 AM
Shhhhh, I'm actually really enjoying this guy.

Key 04-07-2015 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1573891)
Why don't you?
Because Vinegar is extinct.

DeadChannel 04-07-2015 01:30 AM
I see.

You should try hot sauce.

Key 04-07-2015 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1573896)
I see.

You should try hot sauce.
OK. I'll let you know what happens.

DeadChannel 04-07-2015 01:34 AM
Okay, cool, I look forward to it.

Key 04-07-2015 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1573902)
Okay, cool, I look forward to it.
Didn't work. Whole foot fell off. Thanks.

DeadChannel 04-07-2015 01:37 AM
You're welcome.
Try gasoline next time.

Plankton 04-07-2015 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Grotug (Post 1573947)
The grammar in this sentence is epic.
The Dirty in this one is strong.

The Batlord 04-07-2015 06:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1573982)
The Dirty in this one is strong.
Oh god, what have I started?

Plankton 04-07-2015 06:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1573985)
Oh god, what have I started?
An Idiocracy.

Key 04-07-2015 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grotug (Post 1573947)
The grammar in this sentence is epic.
What?

Plankton 04-07-2015 10:36 AM
Your grandma's not your grandma, it's your grammar.

Key 04-07-2015 10:58 AM
I don't see any grammatical errors in the sentence he quoted.

DeadChannel 04-07-2015 05:48 PM
"That's okay, I do" - Lorne Malvo 2014

Isbjørn 04-07-2015 11:44 PM
l AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP


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