uncultured swine

You like symphonic black metal.

is anyone here socially anxious with trouble making eye contact or am I just a bitchy *** bitch

I'm the opposite, I can keep eye contact for a million years, but there was a time in high school where I'd tear up just maintaining eye contact, like legit I thought I had a major physical problem with my eyes. But now I realise I was just a little bitch, like you.

You still are a little b, monkeyboy. :D

I love intense eye contact, personally. I could easily have Marina Abramovic beat! (Except I would look like a crazy person rather than a performance artist)

So, I saw this on my walk tonight:

https://s12.postimg.org/cr4nou6bx/wreckinball.jpg

..There is a small part of me (nestled deep within my reptilian brain) that would LOVE to own this monstrosity-- but of course I would have to blast the Emmylou Harris song "Wrecking Ball" any time I drove it. Which would be hilarious to absolutely no one but me.

If you were blasting Miley it'd be hilarious to everyone.

No! It HAS to be Emmylou Harris. My fearsome orange Emmylou Harris wagon will run over all you young whippersnappers! (Though if I just wanted to be contrarian and whimsical then I might choose Diamanda Galas instead. I'm sure the neighbors would appreciate her pained guttural howling and operatic shrieks)

That album and Emmylou Harris in general are amazing.