Long hair/shaved hair aren't the only two options. You could go shoulder length or even a little higher up where it frames your face.

Nooo! The only two options are shaved head and sea witch hair. I can't not have sea witch hair; it just wouldn't make sense.

Oh my god I love her channel. She loves her strange gross animals so much. (Camelsandfriends is the best animal youtube channel though)

I could listen to her talk about vermin all day. :love:

I was briefly into the idea of getting pet snails a couple years ago and researched it quite a bit and yes, they are quite difficult.

I'm assuming this is why you don't have pet snails.

Yes, even though I know pet snails would be very on-brand for me.

I want to get some snails and make escargot. But I'd probably fuck up the cooking and get food poisoning. So I'm holding off on making it.

I think I've seen canned escargot before. I deeply regret not buying it and making my friends eat it.