That is one ugly car. It looks like a duck.

The designer.

https://media.wired.com/photos/59325...er-inline2.jpg

That actually looks like it could be the rough draft.

The humor is obviously derived from a midget trying to eat an ice cream sandwich that is as big as he is, but honestly I just want to eat that ice cream sandwich.

http://i.imgur.com/45T1ucd.jpg?1

Someone please buy me this chair:

https://img1.etsystatic.com/026/0/54...66363_7di2.jpg
https://img1.etsystatic.com/029/0/54...64889_l7p5.jpg

That looks uncomfortable as **** unless you're five.

Or weigh like 100 lbs.

450 is a bit much though

A better design would be if you can sit on the skull like a beanbag that would just squish inward.

Yes, but I still want it. It could be a cat bed, maybe? I'm small enough to fit in it comfortably I think. Though something squishier and larger would be far more ideal of course.