If you don't season your chicken you will get salmonella. It's simple science.

Oh right.

Great bants.

I like when you fiddle with the tape delay on a beat and it's all like pkpkpkpskoooozzhhhhpskpskpskaaaasakakakakapskeepsk opskkkkpskpskeeeeeerrrrkssssspupupupupupupupskachi apskopskapspskepekekekepskepspsppkupupukseeekikiki kipeuuuuurrrnghggnhszzhpskapskeeeeeeeeerrreereerer erp

Kinda my point really. It's more of a bants thing.

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Me

Everyone please stop and look at my beautiful son who I met this weekend at the Dallas aquarium:

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This was my first time seeing a sloth in real life but I LOVE them; he was just hanging out on a tree right there in the center of the walkway. (I hope he doesn't get stressed out by all of the crowds of people being so extremely close to him) He would periodically turn around slooowly to face someone and peer into their soul for a few moments before going back to his sloth business.

Would be a cool pet if it wasn't for the big claws and the whole probably being endangered and smelly business. I'm just reminded that I got an all year pass to the local Zoo from my sister recently. I should remember using it. I could go and look at a sloth any time. What incredible freedom.

Probably best not to associate with most animals or humans then.