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You are all bad Christians.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1881753)

It's still 80 degrees with garbage humidity around here. This ****ing hurricane smegma has me ganked.

ftfy

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1881757)

ftfy

Don't **** with the South. We'll talk any gosh durn way we like.

**** Earth based directionality including south.

**** Japan's neighbors.

srsly wtf is this website https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk

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We were both morbidly obease when I first saw you.
You lick my gooch and the flashback starts:
Somewhere far is where I'm standing in the yesteryear air.

What are you doing with that new lover?
Who wears that ugly dirty underwear,
When I wear a sweaty clean diaper,
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for is my fast urethra.

So this is me touching,
Standing in front of you saying, "I can't believe you and my sister banged!"
And I go back to yesteryear all the time.
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but sucking angrily,
Wishing I'd realised 9/11 was an inside job.
I'd go back to yesteryear, turn around and do some jerking.
I go back to yesteryear quite often.

Nasty, let's do some blowing,
This love is yellow but it's gross.
It's a love story, nasty,
Just be my rough papa smurf.

We are never ever ever going to try rubbing accidentally together,
We are never ever ever going to try rubbing accidentally together,
You go talk to your uncle, talk to my great uncle, talk to me,
But we are never ever ever ever going to try rubbing accidentally together,
Just thrusting abnormally forever.

i can't believe you and my sister banged nasty, i can't believe you and my sister banged.

What more could you ask for? The infectious haircut?
You complain about idiots.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the nut.

I'm rappin' to the drone,
And I'm gonna move your hone.

Delightful, annoying, ****ty, like an animal
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were an anomal.

I can't take the idiots, can't take the tranquilizer.
I woulda tried to eat I guess I got no incisor.

Our Short Squash Love
By The Sad But Happy Boys
A Love Song For Gertrude

This one's for you Mrs Figgindorf!

My love for you is like the most short squash,
Your face reminds me of bitter brown recluses,
Together, we are like gruel and relish.

Oh darling Gertrude,
My short squash,
My bitter eggplant,
The perfect companion to my gruel soul.

Ladybugs are red,
The blues are blue,
I like myself,
But not as much as I love dismembering with you!

Oh darling Gertrude,
Your tonsils are like drunk medical utensils on a rabbit day,
You're like the most old diamond miner to ever walk a gutter.

Your bitter brown recluse face,
Your relish soul,
Your drunk tonsils,
Your old diamond miner being...

How could I look at another when our short squash love is so strong?

I love you Mrs Figgindorf!

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1879662)

I wish Pet Sounds was here, he would've liked my math joke.

:wave:

do we have to gather all seven dragon balls again to wish back another member