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Frownland 10-25-2017 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1887721)
So basically I'm talking to a bunch of white people who think that rice should be done right rather than just done.

What's the longest it's ever taken you to cook a meal? Three minutes? If you think that making rice is a lengthy process, my guess is that you're the one that the Asians are laughing at.

The Batlord 10-25-2017 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1887722)
What's the longest it's ever taken you to cook a meal? Three minutes? If you think that making rice is a lengthy process, my guess is that you're the one that the Asians are laughing at.

My guess is that Asians don't give a **** how long it takes to cook rice so long as it cooks. They probably cook it so ****ing much that so long as it's ready that's all that matters. It's not like the best cooked rice in the world is going to change your life. It's ****ing rice. It's gonna be ****ing plain, you white privilege ****s.

Cuthbert 10-25-2017 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1887718)
Something tells me actual Asians would laugh at that **** and tell you to stop worrying about something that shouldn't take longer than 20 minutes cause they just want to ****ing eat, you whiny, cracker mother****ers with your white privilege.

Asian or not if you're not washing it (and it's coming out mushy) then you don't know how to cook rice.

Frownland 10-25-2017 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1887726)
My guess is that Asians don't give a **** how long it takes to cook rice so long as it cooks. They probably cook it so ****ing much that so long as it's ready that's all that matters. It's not like the best cooked rice in the world is going to change your life. It's ****ing rice. It's gonna be ****ing plain, you white privilege ****s.

And you would know that that cooktime takes about ten minutes if Asians could learn to pay attention.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 10-25-2017 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1887726)
My guess is that Asians don't give a **** how long it takes to cook rice so long as it cooks. They probably cook it so ****ing much that so long as it's ready that's all that matters. It's not like the best cooked rice in the world is going to change your life. It's ****ing rice. It's gonna be ****ing plain, you white privilege ****s.

safe to say if you make something a lot you're going to make sure it tastes decent and not like ****. kinda weird to assume something about an entire race as well but you do you, i guess.

The Batlord 10-25-2017 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1887727)
Asian or not if you're not washing it (and it's coming out mushy) then you don't know how to cook rice.

Maybe I'll wash the rice once and see how it comes out and how long it takes, but I'm not about to put actual preparation into god damn rice. Might as well ask me to heat up my milk before pouring it on my cereal.

Frownland 10-25-2017 03:49 PM

MLM: *simple cooking tip*
Batlord: What the absolute ****? THREE steps? Do you think I'm Gordon ****ing Ramsey? I don't have that kind of time. It's just rice anyway, when I do it, it only takes 90 seconds.

The Batlord 10-25-2017 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1887733)
MLM: *simple cooking tip*
Batlord: What the absolute ****? THREE steps? Do you think I'm Gordon ****ing Ramsey? I don't have that kind of time. It's just rice anyway, when I do it, it only takes 90 seconds.

Rice does not matter. Keep being white though I guess.

Cuthbert 10-25-2017 03:53 PM

@Batlord is a cook

@Batlord eats dry pasta out the packet like potato chips

The Batlord 10-25-2017 03:56 PM

I'll wait till we have a member who actually eats rice on a regular basis to tell you crackers that you're just whiny twats looking for chinks to tell you how woke you are.


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