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The Batlord 11-25-2015 10:14 PM

Wait, so did something happen? Cause all I got is a bunch of 70s wannabes who wish anybody cared about what they have to say

Chula Vista 11-25-2015 10:36 PM

Not a 70s wannabe. I helped write the legend.

Cuthbert 11-26-2015 12:52 AM

British people celebrating Thanksgiving :o:

Frownland 11-26-2015 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1655043)
British people celebrating Thanksgiving :o:

I'm glad you Brits are catching on to the chic practice of being genocidal fat asses.

Cuthbert 11-26-2015 01:17 AM

:D

I remember Black Friday being a thing last year and thinking 'we'll be celebrating Thanksgiving next'.

We celebrate St. Patrick's Day more than St. George's Day in England as well.

grindy 11-26-2015 11:10 AM

Goddammit, I'm so tired of finding out through Facebook that people I like and consider to be smart subscribe to crazy-ass conspiracy theories.

Frownland 11-26-2015 11:12 AM

Yep. Which one was it this time?

grindy 11-26-2015 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1655093)
Yep. Which one was it this time?

A specifically german one, about how Germany is actually a firm and the citizens are officially just employes.

Chula Vista 11-26-2015 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1655092)
Goddammit, I'm so tired of finding out through Facebook that people I like and consider to be smart are also pretty blatantly racist against anyone other than Wonder Bread White folk.

Examples:

- Everyone on welfare is a minority and are bilking the system.

- Every Muslim is an extremist.

- Every Mexican is somehow tied to being illegal.

Although I must say, they pretty much like Asians. I figure it has to be the Chinese food, since, obviously, every person who's Asian is from China.

Frownland 11-26-2015 11:44 AM

Nice. I like cooking up conspiracies about Big Organic and watching my stoner friends foam at the mouth at the thought that Big Agro isn't the bad guy.

Business idea: sell designer drugs by claiming that they're homeopathic cures that have .000000000001% penicillin or some other drug people like.

Pet_Sounds 11-26-2015 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1654986)

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1654994)
Looks pretty representative of Bostonians.

Am I missing something, or does Bat not know the difference between Boston and Chicago?

Frownland 11-26-2015 05:13 PM

I'm pretty sure I'm missing something because I don't see any geographical context clues in the picture.

The Batlord 11-26-2015 05:29 PM

I was too drunk to be able to differentiate between the Blackhawks and Bruins, apparently.

Chula Vista 11-26-2015 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1655125)
I'm pretty sure I'm missing something because I don't see any geographical context clues in the picture.

Chicago Blackhawks:

http://www.officialpsds.com/images/t...o-psd66976.png

Boston Bruins:

http://www.printyourbrackets.com/nhl...ruins-logo.png

Frownland 11-26-2015 06:54 PM

Oh. They're hockey teams. How could I have missed something that permeates our culture so dramatically.

Chula Vista 11-26-2015 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1655135)
Oh. They're hockey teams. How could I have missed something that permeates our culture so dramatically.

So you are commenting, and trying to be sarcastic, about something you know nothing about?

Pet_Sounds 11-26-2015 08:22 PM

I was talking about the bands. :rolleyes:

Aux-In 11-26-2015 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1655125)
I'm pretty sure I'm missing something because I don't see any geographical context clues in the picture.

The Stanley Cup is named after Frederick Stanley, 16th Earl of Derby, who was from the UK. He was appointed Governor General of Canada, whereby he developed an appreciation for Canada. The hockey team is from Chicago, as has been noted. So that's three continents involved, geographically.

Quote from Wiki:

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This now famous cup bears Derby's name as tribute to his encouragement and love of outdoor life and sport in Canada.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OkO8qVGj7q...wned_Stamp.png

The only part of the photo that can't be connected is the music angle. Edit: Now I see what Pet Sounds did there. Well played.

Lord Stanley

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...of_Preston.jpg

^^ Probably going to be my next avatar, just so I don't have to explain it later.

Frownland 11-26-2015 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1655142)
So you are commenting, and trying to be sarcastic, about something you know nothing about?

I put two and two together with you liking ****ty music and Boston being a ****ty band, but I guess that this discussion was more along the lines of five.

Chula Vista 11-26-2015 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1655146)
I put two and two together with you liking ****ty music and Boston being a ****ty band, but I guess that this discussion was more along the lines of five.

You judging other music as ****ty? That's rich.

Frownland 11-26-2015 09:34 PM

Might be bedtime for you, grumpa.

Nameless 11-26-2015 09:36 PM

Seriously will argue about e v e r y t h i n g

Chula Vista 11-26-2015 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Nameless (Post 1655156)
Seriously will argue about e v e r y t h i n g

It's not arguing. It's circle jerking.

Nameless 11-26-2015 11:36 PM

What kind of insect looks like a tiny flying seahorse? This thing is freaking me out.

Frownland 11-26-2015 11:37 PM

Seahorsefly?

Nameless 11-26-2015 11:52 PM

****ing hellspawn flying around the office, trying to get all up in my stuffing and sweet potato casserole.

The Batlord 11-27-2015 03:02 AM

I've heard of those. Apparently it's the male of the species that lays its in your brain.

Cuthbert 11-28-2015 10:42 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcuWba_HgU

:D

Anyone got any other videos of US politicians' **** ups? I like the one where Bush dropped the dog on it's face.

Key 11-28-2015 11:36 AM

perfection.


The Batlord 11-28-2015 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1655340)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcuWba_HgU

:D

Anyone got any other videos of US politicians' **** ups? I like the one where Bush dropped the dog on it's face.

lol

Chula Vista 11-28-2015 02:38 PM

Would love to hear JWB's take on this. Seriously. I miss his act.

The Batlord 11-28-2015 05:09 PM

I wanna start brewing my own beer and call it "Whoop Ass!". So then under the name I can put, "Open Up a Can o' Whoop Ass!".

The Batlord 11-28-2015 09:33 PM

Is anyone else drunk as **** and eating pumpkin pie? Cause I am. If you're not as well, then suck dick.

Chula Vista 11-28-2015 09:57 PM

Apple pie, dickweed.

The Batlord 11-28-2015 10:00 PM

Fair point. Just wait till Christmas. Then it'll be pecan pie all up in your ass, and there'll be nothing you can do to stop it.

Nameless 11-29-2015 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1655391)
Would love to hear JWB's take on this. Seriously. I miss his act.

"If he didn't want to be made fun of he shouldn't be disabled"

Chula Vista 11-29-2015 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nameless (Post 1655515)
"If he didn't want to be made fun of he shouldn't be disabled"

Nice.

The apple pie we got this year had crushed walnuts drizzled all over the top of it. Total apple pie orgasm.

Cuthbert 11-29-2015 02:23 PM

Check out what I've been through
Stuck in the trenches that's not true
Nazis, Germans, World War 2
Can't forget me I was Big Hooli who
Big Hooli who, Big Hooli I
They were like 'H, you are the guy'
Didn't have cable didn't have Sky
No TV had no Hifi

Cuthbert 11-29-2015 05:28 PM


DwnWthVwls 11-29-2015 10:02 PM

This dude is jamming out.



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