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**Frownland** · 02-12-2018, 10:04 AM

**Frownland** · 02-12-2018, 06:38 PM

I know it's only February, but you guys saw March of the Penguins, right?

**Frownland** · 02-12-2018, 09:32 PM

Evanescence twice.

OccultHawk · 02-12-2018, 10:23 PM

That’s a weird ****ing chart

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 02-13-2018, 04:19 AM

can i just have the cure play two sets

Chiomara · 02-13-2018, 06:34 AM

I bought an unfortunate looking dog cake from the Albertsons clearance rack at 10 pm last night (I hate grocery store cakes, but I just kind of looked at it and thought "a dog! A dog cake! I can't not get it")

Pretty sure this is listed as a symptom of depression in the DSM-V somewhere.

**Frownland** · 02-13-2018, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Pretty sure this is listed as a symptom of depression in the DSM-V somewhere.

Buying the cake or the cake itself?

Chiomara · 02-13-2018, 07:21 AM

Both, I think.

The Batlord · 02-13-2018, 10:09 AM

That is not a dog. That is a ****ing bear.

Chiomara · 02-13-2018, 10:16 AM

OK, yes, maybe it does look more much more like a bear, but I'm gonna keep pretending it's a dog. I've seen so many terrible Albertsons animal-shaped cakes that it can be difficult to tell sometimes. Once I even asked the baker if a misshapen cupcake (with eyes and a tail) was a dog or a cat and they just shrugged and said "I wish I knew." (It actually isn't that bad for a clearance Albertsons cake, though, aside from the cake part being overly sweet. All I want at the moment is a basic old-fashioned yellow layer cake with chocolate frosting)

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02-12-2018, 09:32 PM	#16473 (permalink)
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Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	I bought an unfortunate looking dog cake from the Albertsons clearance rack at 10 pm last night (I hate grocery store cakes, but I just kind of looked at it and thought "a dog! A dog cake! I can't not get it") Pretty sure this is listed as a symptom of depression in the DSM-V somewhere. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify Last edited by Chiomara; 02-13-2018 at 07:11 AM.

02-13-2018, 07:21 AM	#16478 (permalink)
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02-13-2018, 10:16 AM	#16480 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	OK, yes, maybe it does look more much more like a bear, but I'm gonna keep pretending it's a dog. I've seen so many terrible Albertsons animal-shaped cakes that it can be difficult to tell sometimes. Once I even asked the baker if a misshapen cupcake (with eyes and a tail) was a dog or a cat and they just shrugged and said "I wish I knew." (It actually isn't that bad for a clearance Albertsons cake, though, aside from the cake part being overly sweet. All I want at the moment is a basic old-fashioned yellow layer cake with chocolate frosting) __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify