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Old 04-05-2018, 03:02 PM   #17311 (permalink)
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Brown sugar improves most things. I've actually never eaten cream of wheat in my life, though. Cream of wheat is a little too wild and crazy for me, I guess.
OMG srsly? Cream of wheat is amazing. It's like oatmeal but good.

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i used monster coffee energy drink in the garnola, i think monday. i might try water i guess..ive had chances to get milk and i dont, idk why
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-05-2018, 03:07 PM   #17312 (permalink)
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I desperately want to film a documentary about Mindfulness and just observe him in his natural habitat for a while.
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Old 04-05-2018, 03:49 PM   #17313 (permalink)
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I desperately want to film a documentary about Mindfulness and just observe him in his natural habitat for a while.
I have a feeling it would be him narrating in a monotone voice like he's in some 3rd world country telling us about how he fist fights large rats for food.
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Old 04-05-2018, 03:51 PM   #17314 (permalink)
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I always picture mindfulness in a sideways baseball cap.
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Old 04-05-2018, 03:55 PM   #17315 (permalink)
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In a shaky cam PBS documentary.
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No, no I was thinking more of a David Attenborough-style documentary (I'd narrate and film from afar--interviewing very rarely-- while he goes about his whimsical day/forages for food on the mean streets of Connecticut.)
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Old 04-05-2018, 04:09 PM   #17317 (permalink)
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No, no I was thinking more of a David Attenborough-style documentary (I'd narrate and film from afar--interviewing very rarely-- while he goes about his whimsical day/forages for food on the mean streets of Connecticut.)
Yes, basically. It would be all drab and depressing in a condescending way cause the rest of America needs him to be a victim.
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Opening scene:
Mindfulness walks into the room and opens the fridge. He pulls out a Monster energy drink. As he opens the can, the drink starts fizzing out of control. Mindfulness turns to the camera and shrugs. Freeze frame as pop punk starts playing.
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Closing scene:
Mindfulness, weary, places the hatchet in his trunk, stares into the sunset, and begins driving towards Mexico.
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Yup PBS documentary.
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