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Old 04-29-2018, 10:52 AM   #17591 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2018, 01:37 PM   #17595 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2018, 02:47 AM   #17596 (permalink)
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Washing machine locks can suck my ass. Who gives a **** about toddlers drowning at 60mph? I just want to know how wet my clothes will be if I throw them into the dryer right now.
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Washing machine locks can suck my ass. Who gives a **** about toddlers drowning at 60mph? I just want to know how wet my clothes will be if I throw them into the dryer right now.
How long has this been going on? All I’ve ever seen is it stops spinning when you open it.

Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever used a front loading one.

They look really stupid. Like, just use gravity to your advantage ffs

Fortunately it’s been about a decade since I had to use a laundromat.
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