The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I understand that, but if you're getting consistently punched and berated by a kid who apparently got into this **** by vandalizing cars and possibly your car, could you honestly say you wouldn't just lose it for five seconds, just five seconds, five seconds that involved grabbing a kid by the throat who'd probably be the first in line to join the SS just for the social status boost?

I mean how do you protect yourself? The dude walked away and got followed. And not just followed but confronted directly to the face by the most egregious disrespect anyone could be expected to deal with short of a government hearing about your communist ties. I wouldn't respect someone for getting violent towards that kind of aggression no matter who it was, but I definitely can't fault him for losing it for just five seconds. He didn't even pursue the attack, and maybe because he was just scared of the legal fallout, but he still got a hold of himself. He wasn't out of control and abusive, he was just understandably irate. I think I might have just repeatedly knocked the kid in the mouth with full force until I saw his teeth on the ground and blood in his mouth.

Now I'm a bad person but god damn it would be difficult to talk myself down from that.

You also could grab the kid and restrain him. You don't hurt him while achieving the goal you want.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Fluff

The kid would probably batter you anyway Charles.

lol

[Frownland]

[Cuthbert]

I've got another cat atm. It's a ragdoll and obese.

[Frownland]

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

one of the best ones imo

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Odd, today I was just thinking about centipedes and how if I ever moved any place where I thought giant centipedes might be about that I'd have to look it up before deciding if I wanted to live there.

[Frownland]

You know what would be even more odd? A centipede with 101 legs.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

You know what would be even more odd? A centipede with 101 legs.

Glenn Close needs a backscratcher.

[Frownland]

Prog Community Demands a Disney Princess Who’s Into Rush

“The WDCDD commends the brave individuals who have come forward as proud admirers of prog rock. We realize many people around the world suffer this affliction, and must endure the daily consequences,” Disney spokesperson Mariko Helms said. “However, we just do not feel it would be prudent or realistic to feature a prominent, empowered woman willfully listening to Rush… unless maybe she was going to a concert to support her prince.”

One representative of the PRDL, who requested anonymity to avoid ridicule, claimed they were “angered and disgusted” by the rash heteronormative generalizations made by the entertainment giant. “If we had any women in the organization, they would be furious,” they asserted.