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Old 06-17-2018, 11:50 AM   #18221 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2018, 02:47 PM   #18222 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-17-2018, 04:29 PM   #18224 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2018, 07:43 AM   #18225 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2018, 08:02 AM   #18226 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:10 AM   #18227 (permalink)
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They should put all the Dads with a "#1 Dad" cup in a room and let them fight it out.
You wouldn't even get to the fight. All the dad's would be going around saying "hi dad, I'm dad" to every other dad saying hello.
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:14 AM   #18228 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:40 AM   #18229 (permalink)
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"Fun Within Limits" is my weakest event. Pretty strong on the rest though.

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