And take some superglue too. I hear you can use it to close cracks in your feet.

Or I could superglue your legs together and pretend I'm fucking a chubby merman.

Can I at least get one of those fake mermaid tails and you can just cut a hole for my *******?

https://www.mermaidtailaustralia.com...ustralia-1.jpg

I'd be down for that. Any mermanal is good mermanal.

We'll throw some chicken eggs in the pool and when you're about to climax you can pull out and fertilize them underwater.

Aw yeah, gimme dos Zora eggs

https://www.models-resource.com/reso...s/13/12392.png

That'd be pretty convenient for blowjobs.

But what if you were hungry for dick.