Pool vacuums are evil, yo.

Note to self: if you're running low on weed, don't smoke the bag that's been there for a few months. Ugh. Worst idea ever.

Use the old **** to make wax.

Oh ****. There's an idea.

Do you smoke bong or joints?

Mixture. I mostly smoke joints tho but sometimes I'll want something more exciting. It was just some bad bud.

I imagine it doesn't really matter with bowls since the whole procedure is so fleeting.

Also don't drunk call your sketchy contact who tells you he'll get back to you, pass the **** out, wake up to seven calls and you're pretty sure he showed up at your house, and now you're taking a different route to work cause you normally pass his house on your way and you're honestly too broke to have called him in the first place. Two idiots should never sell and buy to and from each other.

I live in seattle. I buy my stuff from a dispensary.

Get ****ed.