Woah, Heihachi was pretty cool before he got old

He looks mentally challenged.

Maybe chameleons are to ninjas what Dodo birds are to dinosaurs.

You're just mad that people don't tremble in fear at the thought that you exist.

People? No. Cakes? Yes.

She didn't cross the road. Was still in the vehicle when it crashed into a concrete pillar. The car remained on the same side of the road.

You know before she died she was on the radio. And the dashboard, and the windshield, and the steering wheel.

The worst part about having a now indoor outdoor cat is that when he's not coming home when you call him and it's 730pm you worry. He always comes back though but he's out pretty late.