I saw a coyote a couple nights ago. It was limping. I flashed my flashlight on it and it gave me the most terrifying look I've ever seen.

new royce video :pimp:

Yeah fake story, here's the real one. It's even better if not as funny.

Family adopts a baby coyote and he acts just like a dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h40BURhGOzo

Shame you didn't film it. It could have looked really cool.

I was looking for my dad's cat while seeing it otherwise I would have. It started running toward where my dad's cat was but luckily the cat made it back.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/discountpoints.asp

"Where is pancakes house?"

Today I accused my retarded coworker of scheduling his dental procedure so that he'd miss truck day and I'd have to do it. I did not trust his denial. Good job, ya lil ****er.

Do you get an influx of truckers on truck day?