Write an article about a cat show and just post a bunch of pictures of cute cats. They'll eat that **** up.

I love it.

Do a review of Pizza time. The youtube video where all the ninja turtles jerk off onto a pizza.

I love McDonald's chicken nuggets.

With the hot mustard.

Believe it or not, Linda and I worked together at 4 different jobs in 3 different states. Met on the job together, ended up working somewhere else together back east, and then one of the conditions of me being hired both in Arizona and then California was that they had to give her a job too. All totaled I think it adds up to about 20 years.

Lot's of quiche.

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This would be my kid if I ever had one:

https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...f2&oe=585CE39B

And if they didn't do this, i'd disown them.

Too bad that's the jazz section...

*sees Steven Wilson albums in the store*
*calls it the jazz section*

Yeah, alright.

No but like, it literally says JAZZ in big bold letters.

I was being facetious, I know what you meant. It was more supposed to focus on the Steven Wilson albums.

I've still never listened to Steven Wilson.

You're missing out, man.

So I've been told, I'll get around to it eventually but I'm just hella lazy.

Children should not be exposed to things like Steven Wilson when good music exists.

If I ever have a kid he will listen to only WISK. Yeah, that's right, I'll hate him that much.

Says the guy that makes ****ty music.

I believe that counts as child abuse.

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Kinda blows my mind that you don't like something like this. It's right up your alley. Just much, much, better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV1bnLyYr6s

Posting just the link cause videos aren't currently working.

I'd also like to mention that Hand Cannot Erase is a fantastic album. Listening to it now.

Totally agree. I had a Steven Wilson marathon just last week.

I might be doing that this weekend.

https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...38&oe=5813BC95

https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...8e&oe=5820B150

https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...6a&oe=585594DF

That's some nice pussy right there.

Yeah, nice and furry.

It's funny how none of you seem to hate my music on a conscious level.

Kinda blows my mind that you know so little about my taste that you think garbage neoprog like Wilson's is "up my alley".

Yeah I'm usually asleep within five minutes.

Not true. I do.

I did at first.

It stems from a deep rooted obsession that you're in denial about.

https://jesusthecarpenter.bandcamp.c...g-of-the-teeth

I don't deny my obsession. I may be one of the few that listens to your stuff regularly. I have it on my ipod ffs.

Nope.

I see what you did there.

The only time I'm in denial is when I'm swimming in Egypt.

http://rs1320.pbsrc.com/albums/u536/...h=480&fit=clip

Well, that's a neat thing.