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Old 12-21-2018, 12:15 AM   #20771 (permalink)
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Um actually, if you were going to steal poetry to begin with it would make a lot more sense to steal from someone who is not a poet. That way you would be much more likely to get away the theft and pass it off as your own. Otherwise, somebody familiar with that poet’s work would just call you out on your nonsense.
I agree with this! Except no one reads poetry anymore, so I'd mostly be in the clear, even if I stole from someone famous.
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Old 12-21-2018, 09:28 AM   #20772 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2018, 10:24 AM   #20773 (permalink)
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Hey grindy, what do you call a large book about hypodermic needles?

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Old 12-21-2018, 10:26 AM   #20774 (permalink)
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That joke does not knock. Sorry, blame phonetics.
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Old 12-21-2018, 10:36 AM   #20775 (permalink)
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Good jokes aren't so polite as to knock. They just shoulder the door and barge in.
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Old 12-21-2018, 10:55 AM   #20776 (permalink)
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I'll take "Someone with a peanut allergy and a fetish for needles", Alex.
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Old 12-21-2018, 11:10 AM   #20777 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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