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Old 09-26-2019, 12:10 AM   #22971 (permalink)
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Nothing worse than a 3 AM beer run thwarted by a dead-eyed 7/11 cashier.
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Old 09-26-2019, 12:15 AM   #22972 (permalink)
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seriously last call is 2am in a bar

but no store can sell you alcohol after 12

no other state does this, it's bull****
Yeah, no other state, Texas is the worst, you're completely right.
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Old 09-26-2019, 12:17 AM   #22973 (permalink)
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I looked it up, I don't appear to be wrong
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You can order any type of drink from 10:00 a.m. right up until last call at 1:00 a.m.
That's Utah.
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Old 09-26-2019, 12:22 AM   #22974 (permalink)
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I always wondered, how many miles of red tape did Uinta have to go through to release their 9.5% double ipa? Do they even sell it in Utah?
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Old 09-26-2019, 12:25 AM   #22975 (permalink)
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I always wondered, how many miles of red tape did Uinta have to go through to release their 9.5% double ipa? Do they even sell it in Utah?
Hop Nosh? Yeah, in liquor stores. But we did have to deal with a lot of bull ****.

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Old 09-26-2019, 12:26 AM   #22976 (permalink)
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We sold Labyrinth in liquor stores, but liquor stores typically close at like 7 or 8.
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Old 09-26-2019, 12:35 AM   #22977 (permalink)
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Ja it's detour.

And the liquor store thing makes sense in terms of Utah laws. They have that ABV limit on what you can sell at grocery stores and anywhere that isn't a state liquor store. Not surprising that they shut those down early as hell. Iirc, you can't get anything on Sundays either.
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Old 09-26-2019, 12:56 AM   #22978 (permalink)
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Ja it's detour.

And the liquor store thing makes sense in terms of Utah laws. They have that ABV limit on what you can sell at grocery stores and anywhere that isn't a state liquor store. Not surprising that they shut those down early as hell. Iirc, you can't get anything on Sundays either.
Yup. We have to make two different brews for Lime Pils because of it. Well, actually, we literally water down the lower one. Just started doing that last year instead of doing two different brews.
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Old 09-26-2019, 02:06 AM   #22979 (permalink)
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When I was in high school i worked at a grocery store and then a gas station, tourists were always so baffled when they couldn't find the booze. Could only buy it from the liquor store which was only open for hours a day. Both bars in my hometown have a drive up window though and that's pretty chill.
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