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[Plankton]

My hair hasn't been this long since the 80's.

I do have clippers, but...



...and if I keep it growing, this:







...without the fan blowing.

[The Batlord]

Bro I feel you. They're not harping on people cutting their hair at the job right now and I'm toying with the idea of letting it ride until I'm full metal again. Long curly hair is a bitch to wash but man do I miss being "cool".

[Plankton]

My **** grows out, not down. Total white boy fro.

[Frownland]

I'm growing mine out as well. I'm in the substitute teacher range right now, wondering how long it'll take to get to the anthropology professor level.

[Plankton]

If I was going bald on top, I'd totally rock the Bozo doo.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Plankton

My **** grows out, not down. Total white boy fro.

Mine's more halfway between Slash and Dave Mustaine. It's not quite a fro but until it gets long enough to hang down it looks pretty rough. Supposedly there's a Jew in the family so maybe that's it.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm growing mine out as well. I'm in the substitute teacher range right now, wondering how long it'll take to get to the anthropology professor level.

Not down with the skullet, bro.

[Frownland]

Then don't grow one.

[The Batlord]

Righty-O, Devin.

[Frownland]

Trying that hard to be interesting and failing miserably every time sounds exhausting. Imma lean more Ben Franklin.

[The Batlord]

You do seem the type to trick someone into vacating their seat so you could steal it. That's a Ben Franklin story I seem to remember.