There's a lot of jobs here that I should be applying to, but I just don't feel like working in a grocery store or at a fast food restaurant. Might just have to suck it up eventually though.

Mcdonalds ain't that bad if you really get on with the people, definitely makes the day pass fast, but yeah the job sucks, and in a year my pay is not going to mean **** all since I'm in my last year of free education, so I'm trying to find something i like,

Holy ****, the sky is pink as ****.

I hated working at McDicks.

Holy **** is it possibly to be hungover from smoking too much? If so I'm feeling it right now.

Who doesn't enjoy sweating your balls off at 3pm on a Saturday in 90 degree weather? It's especially fun when you're doing fries the whole shift.

@Ki: You're a dick. You left when I went to hit the bowl last night AND you didn't even say bye to Face.

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1XGx...RNUk/giphy.gif

The trick is to not be sober.

Were we plugging? I don't remember.

Oh. That makes sense.

lol

Record man play my song on the radio
You too busy trying to find that blue-eyed soul
I let my black hair grow and my weed smoke
And I sweat too much on the regular
We gone let them hits fly, we gone let her go
If it ain't XO then it gotta go
I just won a new award for a kids show
Talking 'bout a face numbing off a bag of blow
I'm like goddamn bitch I am not a Teen Choice
Goddamn, bitch, I am not a bleach boy
Whip game, make a nigga understand though
Got that Hannibal, Silence of the Lambo
Hit the gas so hard make it rotate
All my niggas blew up like a propane
All these R&B niggas be so lame
Got a sweet Asian chick, she go low, mane

MB is distracting me from finishing my coursework, which is due in an hour. Can everybody just stop posting until I'm finished?

Sure.

gay

I'll bet one of Ki's 15 things he'd need to survive an apocalypse would be another man.

oh **** ki get rekt

I don't consider a Bat insult "getting rekt" when he still works at a dead end job and can't get below 300 pounds.

ooo batlord get rekt

I swear you've said this like a million times.

someone reck me

ftfy

I still don't understand how the master clickbaiter can mock my job.

Shut your mouth.

:(

rekt

Anne Trickelbank and Lulu Popplewell are my favorites.

Felix Pickles wins.

Vincent Brimble Is Good.

Royston Farrell Sounds Like An Irish Golfer.

Im Not Typing Like This On Purpose By The Way, my Phones Keyboard Is ****ed.

Animal videos on Youtube are the only redeeming thing about the internet.

Have you seen the one with the dachshunds and the lion?

EDIT: it's a happy video, that description makes it sound like a horrible video.

OMG I just watched that and the world is a better place.

Charles, you should check the fox that made friends with some Londoner, cute af.

TRIGGER WARNING: ARTICLE FROM THE DAILY HEIL

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dai...ing-house.html

If foxes weren't dirty bastards I'd own one. Such fantastic looking animals.

That's adorable, but at the end I saw a link to a video about a dog who got lost, was sent to an animal shelter, found its family, but the family wanted another dog instead. What the **** is wrong with people?

Sincerely, you should get a dog or a cat. I think you'd have fun with a pet you can call your own.

That video is ****ed.

There's one of a polar bear petting a dog that was really cute until I found out that it ate the dog.

This took a turn. **** the internet.

Funny you say **** the Internet. I don't know the context of that but I just watched this video and Adam's show is pretty good.

I wish that show didn't annoy me so much because I love it in theory.