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The Batlord 12-26-2020 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 2152237)
How is the milk to be acquired? Does Mr. Bigfoot buy it from a store and your contestant is suppose to steal it from his ice box? Or are you suggesting your contestant should acquire milk from the teat of Mrs. Bigfoot? The former, stealing a bottle of milk, usually does not end up in litigation. The latter however could, in the eyes of the law, be seen as tortuous conduct and therefore base on the merits of the case end up in court. And since it's your contest and you are requesting the Bigfoot milk, you would be legally entangled in the law suit.
Is one legally held liable for the theft of milk from a goat?

Marie Monday 12-26-2020 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2152238)
Unless I’m having flip out I’m immaculately polite.
polished is not the same as polite though

The Batlord 12-26-2020 04:48 PM
Dude you read that **** about slavery, jazz, and heat. He has no idea what he's talking about but has to say something cause he's trying to own Southerness.

rostasi 12-26-2020 08:39 PM
Randy Emerick from Fort Lauderdale, Florida performing a Christmas tune he’s renamed “Angels We Have Heard on Low” on his contrabass saxophone.

... and the master himself ...

rostasi 12-28-2020 09:18 AM
The True Story of Roland the Farter, and How the Internet Killed Professional Flatulence.

rostasi 12-28-2020 10:38 AM
https://i.imgur.com/o6pjT9m.jpg

goldendoodle 12-28-2020 12:39 PM
I am so dense (and also probably need to get my eyes checked, as my roommate insists. I just tell him I have soft-focused 'soap opera vision') ...
Was browsing the Williams-Sonoma website aimlessly, then went back to the categories menu and saw what I thought read "Ladies" so I clicked it while rolling my eyes thinking "ugh, why is there a lAyDiEs category. Let me guess, it's going to be pink and floral bakeware or something.." and then the page loaded and it was just SOUP LADLES so I looked at THAT and thought "Why is it just soup ladles?? How are soup ladles lady supplies?!?" for a good 10 seconds before realizing I had misread the ladles category as "ladies." (I have one of these episodes once per day on average)

Plankton 12-28-2020 12:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by goldendoodle (Post 2152524)
I am so dense (and also probably need to get my eyes checked, as my roommate insists. I just tell him I have soft-focused 'soap opera vision') ...
Was browsing the Williams-Sonoma website aimlessly, then went back to the categories menu and saw what I thought read "Ladies" so I clicked it while rolling my eyes thinking "ugh, why is there a lAyDiEs category. Let me guess, it's going to be pink and floral bakeware or something.." and then the page loaded and it was just SOUP LADLES so I looked at THAT and thought "Why is it just soup ladles?? How are soup ladles lady supplies?!?" for a good 10 seconds before realizing I had misread the ladles category as "ladies." (I have one of these episodes once per day on average)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke Smitherd (Post 2152452)
Become a spectacles wearer like some old timey blind lady (see above).
https://i.imgur.com/MHr73Ik.png?1

The Batlord 12-28-2020 01:05 PM
Luke Smitherd?

Plankton 12-28-2020 01:18 PM
The Man With All The Answers

idk... I just looked it up and found it funny


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